#223 – Oxygen

It’s always a little depressing each year when I do my taxes. Looking at all the bills and other expenses for the year. It’s amazing how they all add up to such a large number. If I could cut back on my cheese consumption I would bet set for my retirement.


0 thoughts on “#223 – Oxygen”

  1. James H says:

    Cheese tax? Whatnow?

  2. random person says:

    my cheese tax would be worth more than all my other taxes combined

  3. Warcrime says:

    okay, he can get limbs severed, breath underwater, have telepathic powers… what exactly is he? a mutt of humankind?

  4. Fenris says:

    Biff is obviously a govenment experiment, they took the dna of a human, Atlantean, and a whole whack load of stem cells, mashed them all together, and grew it in a tube, Biff is the result.

  5. Yuccadude says:

    Scenes from Waterworld are currently running through my head with Biff instead of Kevin Costner. And they are awesome as a result.

  6. sukka says:

    Good thing for Biff, that only the oxygen in the air was cut off and not the oxygen in his water…

  7. dragonbrad says:

    when did biff get gills,and this is spongebob-ish

  8. dragonbrad says:

    i knew biff was a bug,or an alien

  9. Eleanor says:

    I think the only way to describe Biff is… he’s Biff.

  10. Wortcov says:

    soo thats what the eyebrows are for (/_^)

  11. Wannabeelf says:

    *points and laughs*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*runs away*

  12. gobbledegook says:

    If Jaques Coustaeu were alive, he’d be SO jealous!
    Although now I’m left wondering what the rest of Biff’s family looks like.
    *scared but curious*

  13. Jimbob says:

    tadpoles, i’ll warrent

  14. THORBLITZER says:

    I know how you feel about cheese. I don’t even want to think how much money I’d save if I just stopped eating candy…

    Easter candy for half off!?! *runs off*

  15. Synchro says:

    What amphibians BREATHE water? ._.?

  16. Chris says:

    >What amphibians BREATHE water? ._.?

    Well I think most amphibians are born in water and have gills. As they develop they move on to land and breathe air. Some retain the ability to take in oxygen through their skin when under water.

  17. Scipo says:

    So if you take Yuccadude’s advice and picture Biff in Waterworld, it really is quite hilarious. I see a Youtube parody video in the works.

  18. geeklord says:

    If that shows up on Youtube, tell me. I would LOVE to see that =)

  19. I really cant say I can add any comment on this one O.o

  20. dragonbrad says:

    as jike said in 219,old people can stand to drink coffe black.

    i have confirmed that,he took strong coffe (black) at a hair salon

    im’ gonna try sometin ^-^-(>,

  21. Hyshinara says:

    why isn’t the oxygen in the water taxed?

    OR the tax on water-oxygen is lower then the air-oxygen, thus making it cheaper to breathe water!!!

    my brother can breathe underwater…
    he went underwater 5 years ago and he stil hasn’t reamerged to take a breathe, so i guess he can breathe water, no?

  22. Hyshinara says:

    ps: i imagen Biff’s family as being a bunch of biff-like people (without the biff-mouth and eyebrows) and a bunch of frogs with the biff mouth and eyebrows 😛

  23. Yayap says:

    I wonder what side of his family Biff got the gills from…

  24. Rocky A says:

    lol it is quite obvious tat from the way biff’s head looks he is 1/8th catfish 😛

  25. Lorinc Del motte says:

    If you think taxes in the US are bad, I live in Canada, home of some of the world’s highest. Combine that with a succesion of governments whos’ answer to everything is to raise the taxes, it gets kinda claustrophobic ’round here. Even worse, it’s stifling the economy and scaring away investment.

  26. Jokuki says:

    Hyshinara Says:
    April 12th, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    why isn’t the oxygen in the water taxed?

    OR the tax on water-oxygen is lower then the air-oxygen, thus making it cheaper to breathe water!!!

    my brother can breathe underwater…
    he went underwater 5 years ago and he stil hasn’t reamerged to take a breathe, so i guess he can breathe water, no?

    If your brother can breathe underwater then he msut be Biff in DISGUISE!!Anyway do no cut back on your cheese consumption, cheese is good for you!

  27. Malachite Dragon says:

    Biff’s great-great-greatgrandmother boinked a frog?

  28. Mint Sharpie says:

    Now I need something else to breathe with, ‘cos I’m laughing too hard to use my lungs right now…

  29. Starkweather says:

    Biff is just hardcore

  30. Kit-kun says:

    I know one thing, it explains the eyebrows. They’re like the anntana of lobsters or something. Lol.

  31. Countchunko says:

    Biff is a pen and ink drawing. simple as that. The only thing that the pen-and-ink drawing known as Biff really needs to be in order to remain being Biff is to be humanoid. After that, as long as it hasn’t been previously been defined, his heritage, supernatural powers, and other insanities can be defined on the spur of the moment, without need to change anything.

    I love drawing. And I envy Biff.

  32. Rachel says:

    this is random even for you.

  33. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I would like to try to learn to breath underwater, but the water is so disgusting around here, that the fish decided to learn to breath air. None succeeded, but some have taken residence in stagnant ponds.

  34. Aleksandr says:

    I forsee a Waterworld/Spaceballs mashup.

  35. Elkian says:

    Amphibians can’t breathe underwater.
    And that’s still using oxygen, just not in the same way.

  36. Omega says:

    I wonder, what part of Drawins Thoery of Evolution did Biff skip?

  37. emthegreat says:

    lobster, Atlantean, frog, what else?!

  38. nathan says:

    >>Biff’s great-great-greatgrandmother boinked a frog?

    Well, I would’ve put it that his great-great-grandfather boinked a human.. that sick freak.

  39. Septimus Crudelious says:

    I always thought that Biff was some insect/amphibian.

  40. the walrus says:

    Well… Biff’s eyebrows do have a lot of surface area, however as for the amphibian heritage, people, are you forgetting that some time a long, long time ago something crawled out from the ocean, and all humans are descended from that, so maybe Biff is some kind of subspecies that never lost that ability.

  41. Twigs says:

    I guess I’m lucky to be dairy-intolerant.

    I can also count on my amphibian/Welsh heritage in case we ever need to go live underwater. Bloody air tax!

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