#1770 – Bag
Posted on April 9, 2013 at 3:13 pm by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I would start to worry if the employees at your local McDonald’s have a nickname for you. I would worry if the employees of your local Taco Bell start recognizing outside of their work. I would start to worry if three different fast food chains start a bidding war on the commercial property across the street from where you live.
Plus, this week is Biff’s 7th birthday! To celebrate, all Biff books are crazy on sale for only 7 bucks each! Go check them out in the store!
Tags: addiction, fast food, shame
The description reminds me of one of the newer Beavis & Butthead episodes, where they eat ridiculous amounts of fast food (at several different fast food chains) in order to get really fat on purpose. I don’t remember why they did this though, but I guess they probably wouldn’t remember either if I could ask them.
My mom actually did something like this when she was younger – she had McDonalds for every meal, and at a different location every time so that the employees wouldn’t start recognizing her. Eventually she got married and had kids, so we started going to just the one McDonalds, and Mom made friends with the employees instead of avoiding them.
There was that Rocky Rococco’s where a girl asked me once “no cookie today?” But that was mostly on the way home from working late.
Biff is a fan of The Unknown Comic?
I hate it when they hand you your food and say “see you tomorrow!”
Of course I eat more fast food than I should, but that’s just the kind of reminder that keeps me away for a month!
Hmm, on second thought, keep it up drive-thru window guy!
I actually like the fact that the lady at Subway knows how I want my salad!