#1743 – Faster
Posted on February 27, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
For some reason getting a pizza delivered is more stressful for me than ordering one and picking it up myself. I guess even though it takes more time and effort on my part I feel more in control of the situation. Why does waiting for a pizza to be delivered drive me so crazy? Control freak?
Tags: pizza, speed, teleporter
Doc’s Nickels’ pizza teleporter in the Biff-verse!!!
I wouldn’t want to touch that pizza, the teleportation lightnings look like they could be painful…
“I’d like to order a pizza with cheese, ham and… Uuuhm, cheese I guess? And ham-?!” *Pizza is teleported to the table* “Whaaat, I hadn’t even finished placing my order! I wanted more cheese on it!”
Allow me to pimp a little gadget I bought a few years ago, the Pizzazz Pizza Oven! Nothing more than heating elements on a timer, and a turntable that can hold up to a 12-inch pizza. No warm-up, no heating up your kitchen with your big oven, and it makes a frozen pie into a thing of beauty in at least 15 minutes! Not as fast as a microwave, but we all know how badly pizza can turn out after exposure to the high-frequency bombardment method. Google it, and don’t be scaed to try one yourself! (This post not endorsed by Presto, maker of the Pizzazz Pizza Oven)
John, I was thinking the same thing! Two great comics, intersecting randomly.
I would be very sad if this ever happened. I’m a career pizza delivery guy.
You can’t DO anything while you wait because you KNOW an interruption is coming. That’s why waiting for pizza is stressful.
I have the Whiteboard in my faves directly before Biff. The fact that Doc Nickel is doing a TP storyline right know is even funnier.