#1691 – Sentence
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
It feels a little weird when I realize there is packaged food I eat often enough that I don’t refer to the directions anymore. Although I guess many of them are fairly generic. “Cook it for awhile and then poke it with a stick. If it still wiggles, cook it some more. If you become engulfed in flames, discontinue use of product. Apply water to the affected area. If the burning sensation continues, consult a doctor.”
Tags: dinner, pizza, reading
*Highly advanced instructions*
Open the potato chips bag by grabbing it close to the top using both hands, one on each side. Now, while holding the bag like that, move your hands away from each other. The bag will now open. Continue by pouring the potato chips into a bowl of some sort. Listen to the rustling of the potato chips as they fall into the bowl. Zombie out and forget what you’re doing. Try to find a potato chip that resembles a country on a map or something. Sell this potato chip on Ebay, because it is magic!
If you are preparing Alphabet Soup, you can do both at the same time!
The instructions weren’t clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
I’d recommend to read the text on a box of something you are NOT going to eat. Unless you want to lose weight or are immune to chemical expressions.