#164 – Spaghetti

I loved slurping spaghetti when I was a kid. It was loud and it was messy. All good things to a kid.


0 thoughts on “#164 – Spaghetti”

  1. Tony says:

    I really like to slurp in front of prim and proper people. Extreme fun.

  2. Munky says:

    I liek to do what Tony does but juts a little more.. gross.. Swallow the noodle.. then pull it out again ๐Ÿ˜› And notice i’ve already called myself gross som no need for 50 word of how gross i am. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Chris says:

    Munky, you could just drink the sauce. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Roy_vf1s says:

    I love it! For some reason, it makes me think of Johnny Five… “Pasta… Spaghetti… Marinara!”

  5. phill says:

    agreed they just don’t seem to make the noodles long enough!

  6. Dadi says:

    They should make large strings of spaghetti like that for everyone to enjoy!

    By the way, the slurping never stops, muahahahahahahaha!

  7. Chris says:

    Yeah, Iwonder what the market would be for super long spaghetti.

  8. Corey says:

    Best. Dinner. Ever.

    Or, you could pull a Lady and the Tramp-type move with your date…guaranteed that she’ll get the same piece of spaghetti!

  9. Heatherface says:

    I found this place the other day thru another webcomic, but can’t remember which. I’m glad I did, though, hooray for banners that actually look interesting and don’t simply show the main character(s) standing around. The downside to today’s comic is now I want spaghetti, and I’m pretty certain we ate it all already. ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Chris says:

    Hahaha! That is true!

  11. Chris says:

    Heatherface, sounds like someone needs to make more!

  12. I am Satan, I am Jesus Christ says:

    Haha That looks like fun. Probably be done eating within like a minute slurping just one really long noodle but still looks filling. Now im craving spagetti too even though i just ate Taco Bell and im not hungry yet lol.

  13. Chris says:

    Yes, I can get that way as well… eating just to eat.

  14. DeiMiles says:

    His mouth… it’s… unnatural. It goes from twice as wide as his head to a tiny little hole slightly bigger than a noodle. Chris, where is Biff from, and why don’t _I_ have an awesome mouth like his?

  15. Heatherface says:

    Chris, I meant I think we cooked it all, though I could just as easily go buy more. Haha.

  16. Chris says:

    DeiMiles, Biff came from my brain… that’s about the only explanation I can make.

  17. I am Satan, I am Jesus Christ says:

    I wish I came from your brain too. Sounds like a fun place.

  18. Xim says:

    O_O I shoulda thought of that!

  19. Bach says:

    Holy Smoof, i’ve done this before o_O…. tis VERY hard to keep it one solid noodle… let alone MAKE one…. but and awesome 20 minute slurp.

  20. Bach says:

    also.. not to start randomly none relevant posts in all the comics but if TKort sees this, yes i did write that Crow Again Poem. it’d be kinda neat if you had a t-shirt with Biff running from a giant crow and the text could read

    Biff learns not to agitate the Crow-Again.

  21. thetomman989 says:

    … I think it goes under the table… miles long… he’s going to be there for days…

  22. Kqurota says:

    What is the phycological logic behind slurping just one noodle?

    By the way it is -40 in Alaska at 8:48p.m.

  23. phill says:


    really -40, wow we really screwed up eh?

  24. TKort says:

    Bach- thanks you should publish that it was cool :). And Chris, you should make some biff shirts on your site.. maybe I didn’t look close enough but most of the ones I saw were non-Biff :). Maybe there aren’t enough of us reading yet.. give it a year or so! ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. Chris says:

    Yeah, eventually I will make some shirts, I have to decide what the first design will be.

  26. Genericguy13 says:

    little did biff know he was eating his eyebrows

  27. DMC_Run says:

    (TKort/Chris): You might place a vote-box on each comic-screen, just enter your name & answer the question: “on a scale of 0(bad)-to-9(good), how much would you enjoy this as a T-shirt?”. You can have the votes tabulated automatically by “which comics were chosen”, & also “by how large a margin”.

  28. etherscythe says:

    You’d evolve a mouth like that too if you had to eat a whole bowl of cereal instantaneously to keep it from getting soggy in the milk.

  29. Fenix says:

    Now I want spaghetti really badly xD…

  30. Justin says:

    Heh, the spaghetti looks like one of Biff’s eyebrows… maybe Biff’s eyebrows are actually spaghetti!

  31. zantarath says:

    I would love that, but it would make it hard to have meatballs.

  32. Nate says:

    I hate long spaghetti, sorry.

  33. Tehblues says:

    Eh, all ya gotta do is one slurp, but I hate it when you accidentally break the noodle.

  34. Ben says:

    In this picture, biff does look like a little kid. Teenage biff maybe?

  35. nagyss says:

    Oh man, not four blocks away is a store selling meter-long strands of spaghetti! I have no clue how one would cook that…

  36. Avarie says:

    I was also wondering if he might have cooked one of his back up eyebrows by mistake.

  37. DEC says:

    How wold you cook one long strand without breaking it into pieces?

  38. Mint Sharpie says:

    Very carefully.

  39. Caffi says:

    Somehow this looks like he is eating his mustache.

  40. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    I’m eating almost all the time, and i’m 5’7 and 153lbs. Though, I make sure not to be eating or drinking when opening the next biff comic, or while reading pokรจmon x. My poor computer.

  41. DemonRex says:

    We all know that this will end with silverware in the face.

  42. Dracat says:

    Yes yes, the silverware is doomed…. Wait…..

    I’d love to slurp that to gross out my parents and then see how far I can reterve the noodle again… Sort of gross but heck, it’d be fun.

  43. Hoboapple says:

    That looks like an eyebrow… The stages of Biff as he realizes it is his eyebrow

    ~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ™ :p ~~~~~~~

  44. Jenny says:

    I like to swallow spaghetti whole, inch by inch. But I always run out of breath and have to pull it up. It tickles. ๐Ÿ™‚

  45. Erkhadz says:

    At least he remembered to take the fork out this time…

  46. Elkian says:

    I have to chop up the pasta with my fork when eating with mom….
    I just CANNOT get it to twirl!

  47. Elkian says:

    Or its too big and mom gets onto me.

  48. Angela says:

    And by ‘save his clean sliverware’ he means ‘not stab himself in the head, again.’

    That actually looks like it’d be a lot of fun to eat Spaghetti as one big noodle…

  49. Torg says:

    Why even have silverware if he never uses it on food? He doesn’t use anything for spaghetti anymore, he slingshots his cereal…the only time I have seen Biff with silverware was when he stuck a fork in his forehead.

  50. jykcor says:

    there is no spaghetti
    there is only zule!

  51. Viral says:

    Kinda odd that no one mentioned this but, why is Biff eating his mustache? (it’s not on his face!!!!!)

  52. Viral says:

    As i was scrolling back up I noticed that Caffi already mentioned something. Oops. But still…

  53. Chris says:

    @Viral – Because he never had a mustache, that was his mouth this whole time.

  54. Hornswaggler says:

    I’m surprised I’m the first to point it out…but what the heck is with his eyebrows? XD They’re all straight, then get all loopy. Did he use hairspray to keep ’em up, so he WOULDN’T eat them by accident??

  55. Allie says:

    @ Elkian: To twirl, make sure you catch spaghetti in the tines of the fork, then press the end of the fork against a spoon and spin the fork. It’s how I learned.

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