#1565 – Closer
Posted on June 18, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I have bad eyesight. There are a lot of things that I knew about in a factual way but never really saw for myself. Years ago my mom got interested in birds and got a pair of binoculars. I picked them up and looked at some common birds in the yard that I had been seeing my whole life and said “Whoa! Look at all those feathers!”
Tags: binoculars, eyeball, slingshot
I’ve gotten used to seeing the world in a sort of haze by now. Basically my eyesight is super-keen for things close up, but everything past that gets a bit fuzzy. This means of course, that not only can I see individual skin cells on my hand, but I also don’t need to shell out extra cash for a high-def TV.
Wow… What if I’ve had one of those slingshots when I watch concerts? Then I wouldn’t have to worry that much about getting a good place to stand at (no worries about my camera, it has a really good zooming function)
So if I’m watching a Slayer concert… *Fires eyeballs away* And then Kerry King steps on my eyes?! Splut!
Damn your eyes!
aww man thats narly. my skins crawling every time i look at that!
the things biff can do…
Huh. I guess Biff does have eyeballs after all.
I was amazed at the leaves on trees after getting my first pair. Hooray Science!
science!
Every time I get a new prescription, I’m amazed at how bad my eyes got without me noticing. Every thing looks like a brand new world.
Took a second look to figure out the optic nerve leading to the slingshot; _true_ Tele-Vision!