#1546 – Slumber
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I’ve never been fired but I did have a freelance job unexpectedly end a few weeks early. Waking up that next morning and see that it’s hours after I would have normally arrived at work was pretty magical. The closest thing to that first Monday of summer vacation I’ve felt as an adult.
Tags: dream, sleep, work
I’ve never been fired either, but then again, I’ve never had a job to begin with! It would be a fun thought however, to think horrible things about my un-favourite teachers of all time… By the way, which one is the most dangerous; a grizzly bear or a werewolf?
A grizzly bear is most dangerous as they actually exist.
Grizzly bear. They don’t need a full moon to eat you.
A grizzly bitten by a werewolf.
Yeah, I’ve never been fired but I’ve left jobs a few times. Those days (including now) when you are beholden to none but yourself are amazing…
Both the jobs I’ve had, I’ve been laid off, or fired for absolutely no reason.
Clearly, employment does not suit me. I’m gonna go live in my mom’s basement for the next 40 years.
Best way to get fired? Out of a cannon, into a pool of Jell-O and hundred-dollar bills.
thats the one thing i miss is summer vacation. however what i dont miss is not having money. being able to buy my own stuff outweighs having three months of nothing to do.