#1535 – Closeted
Posted on May 7, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Back in college I didn’t have a regular sleep schedule. Some days classes didn’t start until 2PM. I would just kind of sleep until “Oh crap, I better get up!” Consequently I wasn’t always the most skilled dresser. I once made it all the way to class before realizing that I had a 3rd sock with me stuck to the inside of my pant leg.
Tags: closet, clothing, pajamas
That’s a terrible pun. But I love it.
You know some people stick the third sock in their pant leg on purpose
Because they grew another foot over the Summer?
The only thing like this that I can remember, was that time when I put on a sock “upside down” (the bottom/sole of the sock was facing upwards), but I was maybe five years old when it happened, so it’s not really that weird…
Also, I like the clouds on Biff’s pajamas! (is it weird that I mention this?)
Making it all the way to class across campus before realizing you forgot your pants, that’s a wardrobe failure.
Making it all the way to class across campus before realizing you forgot to get dressed…is a common nightmare. But I don’t know anyone who was ever in that situation.
I think the worst that happened to me in college was that I didn’t realize I had my t-shirt inside-out and backwards until late that night after classes.
“What’s this tag doing here?”
if they ever invent working portal guns, i’m gonna get one and put portals above and below my bed every night, so it’s perpetually falling. Then I will finally know how narcoleptic skydivers feel.