#1501 – Stretcher
Posted on March 20, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Would you still be able to drive a car like this? I suppose you would have to hold your arms at your side with your elbows on the back seat. It would be nice to be able to clean stuff off the windshield while driving. Getting food at a drive-thru would be hilarious.
Tags: arms, remote, telekinesis
Hey, it would be easier for me to play my PS3 games with arms like that! The cable to the controller is way too short, so I have to sit very close to the TV. (This is because I play with it so rarely, so there is never any battery power in the controller, so I can’t have it wireless)
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Or when you almost caught a fish thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
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Car? Just strengthen your arms enough to walk on them- there in two paces!
the Biffster could always join the local police department, then he’d be The Long Arm(s) of the Law…