#1476 – Brittle

I seemed to have a lot of outdoor plastic toys that gradually became brittle. Things like sleds and pools and snow shovels. They would be fine the previous season but come next summer I would roll the kiddie pool out of the shed and it would just shatter. I guess it’s nice that it didn’t wait until I filled it with water and jumped in.

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14 thoughts on “#1476 – Brittle”

  1. Maskman says:

    Face-shattering sneeze. I suffer from those, sometimes.

    I know far too much about the effects of liquid Nitrogen on various and sundry objects – Call it an intersection of your tax dollars at work and bored sailors.
    No. You don’t want to know.

    1. S. Aquila says:

      I wanna know. Yes. I really actually wanna know. I will find a vid online that shows what kinda things can happen if you don’t tell me.

      1. Wizard says:

        Two words: banana hammer.

        1. S. Aquila says:

          Awesome. 🙂

  2. LongshotLink says:

    It’s less creepy that his face and hands are gone, and WAY more creepy that there’s nothing inside.

  3. Iforwhat says:

    Sooooo, he sneezed and crawled out, eh. Well It had to have been cold.

  4. Oh no! His eyebrows are gone! How will he survive this time?! …I guess they’ll grow back again.

    But why is his head hollow when his arms aren’t? That’s weird…

    1. kingklash says:

      Maybe he’s made of candy?

    2. Wizard says:

      Considering some of the things Biff has done, did you really think there was anything in his head?

  5. steve says:

    something tells me thats a common allergy… i mean im just guessing here, im no expert in human biology or anything…

  6. Kitsune Dzelda says:

    Maybe Biffs a T-101. Would explain alot.

    1. Flargon says:

      Cyberdyne Systems model 101, or T-101, is a cybernetic organism consisting of a humanoid robot coated in a lab created living flesh.

      Cyberdyne Systems model 1000, or T-1000, is a polymorphic alloy capable of mimicking biological organisms (after acquiring samples via physical contact) of a similar mass to itself as well as forming simple metallic tools.

  7. spidercow says:

    his eyebrows usually keep him warm, but since he’s missing them ,he froze.

    1. spidercow says:

      also liquid nitrogen.

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