#146 – Fossil


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  1. J says:

    this discovery provided the critical evolutionary link connecting the modern day biff with it’s more remote evolutionary ancestors. as well, it finalized the taxonomic debate as to what definitive feature makes a biff a biff.

  2. prometheus says:

    Oh my god. I found one of these in my backyard, but when I tried to turn it in to the local museum like the fine upstanding citizen I am, the curater told me, and I quote, “Quit throwing fish at me, you damn dirty hobo!” Or something like that.

  3. Ali says:

    J….i love your comment….that’s hilarious

  4. LordRetard says:

    I once thought I found a Biffstodon mammoth fossil in my backyard, but it turned out it was just a Biffican Bush elephant.

  5. I love the pic! I love fossils, and your drawing is great – very graceful and nicely colored. šŸ™‚

  6. Chris says:

    Thank you very much Leigh.

  7. Xim says:

    nice touch with the whole eyebrows and really evident mouth!

  8. Chris says:

    Thanks Xim, I wasn’t sure about this one when I wrote it but it seems to have worked out šŸ™‚

  9. Aosaw says:

    I’m really curious as to how the archaeopterbiff died.

  10. Doomsday says:

    Is that anythig like an Archaeopteryx? šŸ˜›

  11. lilwhytwch says:

    >Iā€™m really curious as to how the archaeopterbiff died.

    More than likely by toast.

  12. Genericguy13 says:

    i found one of those in animal crossing once

  13. Chryssta says:

    Ohh, he has wings… Maybe he found out that the heat coming off the valcanoe wasnt from a hot spring?

  14. Endless says:

    Archaeopterbiff: Now I’ll lift my wings and sail over that cliff…

  15. Eleanor says:

    I think he just splatted, like a bird on a window. He certainly has the right expression. Great comic, this is the first webcomic I have found that makes me laugh out loud.

  16. Khieri says:

    Archaeopterbiff learns that windows are usually transparent…?

  17. zantarath says:

    I get it! While Biff evolved much physically, he didn’t evolve mentally. However, he was granted immortality, so he’s the last Biff.

  18. Malachite Dragon says:

    That certainly explains why we dont see him shacking up with a she-Biff.

  19. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    Biff. Single for Eternity.

  20. DemonRex says:

    You’d think that the thing would have been nigh-immortal like the modern Biff.

  21. geckoman77 says:

    the first to go extinct

  22. Hoboapple says:

    Hey look, it’s Biff’s great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandpa!!!!

  23. pyrocat100 says:

    Lol….nice, Biff evolved from prehistoric bird.

  24. Plankster says:

    I don’t see how any of the things that were mentioned could kill Biff, after all, nothing else seems to be able to!

  25. Rainewolf says:

    Ahh, but this is a proto-Biff. Everyone knows there has to be a beta version before the real thing.

  26. Capn Steve says:

    Archaeopterbiffs are nigh-invulnerable, they are known to have survived multiple mass extinction events, obviously, something really awesome happened.

  27. the Scarf says:

    looks like another revise of the Biff-species…

  28. Elkian says:

    You missed a ‘great’.

  29. KatzeWerfer says:

    ….i grew up in Bavaria, Germany….mostly in Munich

  30. pockafwye says:

    I am now officially a Biff convert. This rocks!

  31. BlueDragon says:


  32. Halo ChIef says:

    The only way it would die is if it was eating flaming spaghetti and fell down some stairs and then was attacked by the vicious Toastsaurus and then exploded many times over

  33. Halo ChIef says:

    The only way to kill the archaeopterbiff is to shave the eyebrows and then it be attacked repeatedly by the vicious spaghettaisaur and the carnivorous toastasaurus for about 3 weeks

  34. Torg says:

    My guess is Archaeopterbiff made a wish.

  35. Torg says:

    Or maybe Biff just molted, and that fossil is the remains of his larva.

  36. Pom Rania says:

    Actually, archaeopteryx has been found to have more avian than reptilian characteristics, and was probably just a species of bird that didn’t make it to our time. But it’s still cooler than any extant bird, reptile, or heck, fish, that you care to name.

  37. Halo ChIef says:

    @ Pom Rania: stay off this site because you dare to show logic

  38. Pom Rania says:

    Logic? Logic is my plaything, to use or abandon as I see fit.

  39. Halo Chief says:

    Are you mocking me?

  40. Crazy Magnet says:

    To Pom Rania: I think I love you.

  41. Renan says:

    well, we at least know why it’s dead.

  42. EmoToast says:

    This is like one of the only ones that don’t have biff in it

  43. -2! says:

    Wait dose this mean there are multiple Biffs?

  44. Halo Chief says:

    @ Crazy Magnet: And now I hate you.

  45. Romano Giovanni says:

    Well that explains the eyebrow antennae. They are a vestigal leftover from a creature that used them to aid in directional flight and possibly as a mating display.

  46. Note toSelf says:


  47. Lt_amazil says:


    That would explain so much

  48. John says:

    I’m so glad that Dr. Mcninja led me to Biff. Its great to read while I’m waiting for my chicken Nuggets to finish cooking.

  49. chrisleech says:

    Biff is a state of being
    everybody on his planet experience being Biff at one time or another
    once the Biffness runs out they experience the consequences of all events that happen as BiFF all at once which usually kills them
    There is also a backup copy of his world that automatically goes into effect whever a Biff destroys it
    This Biff state is also why we always see Biff with different houses and cars

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