#1419 – Squash

Bad: You just stepped in dog poop.
Worse: You are in your living room.
Worst: You don’t own a dog.
Wurst: You are barefoot.

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12 thoughts on “#1419 – Squash”

  1. ENDG4MER says:

    Oh man… that would be the worst thing ever. Walk walk walk squelch. OHGODWHY.

  2. OK, so forest elves are like dogs then? All I have to say about my dog is that… we use a lot of paper to clean up things from the floor. And this dog is almost six years old!

  3. Maskman says:

    Three dogs. Two of them VERY large.

    We have no forest elves – they’d be eaten. OTOH, if one of the dogs makes a mess in the house, it does NOT get stepped-in because it’s *very* obvious where it is.

    1. jammit says:

      But you might trip over one…

      1. Maskman says:

        A very real hazard.

  4. Radical Edward says:

    I remember wearing socks and stepped in cat pee. (Our cat had bad aim when the small privacy hood was on.)

  5. kingklash says:

    Whether or not you step in it, it smells like a pine tree.

  6. mynameis832 says:

    I’ve stepped in dog poop barefoot before.

  7. Falos says:

    I wasn’t aware forest elves had unusual excrement customs.

    1. Maskman says:

      Then you don’t have real forest elves.
      You’ve probably got golf course elves, or maybe the more rare arboretum elves.

  8. Belimoth says:

    Did he step on his roommate?

  9. wheatley14 says:

    not on the carpet!

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