#1374 – Chop
Posted on September 23, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
When I was a kid and our parents said things like “Don’t jump on the bed!” Don’t run down those stairs!” “Don’t climb on the table!” we always added in our heads “when we are here to see it happen.” This always worked out fine… at least until I put my foot through the stone tile coffee table.
Today’s Maximumble is discolored.
The nice thing about losing your head to a ceiling fan is when you head falls back though the blades, they’ll whack it around the room like a superball.
I think of those moments when you folks catch you red-handed doing something you should as basic ‘gothca’s.’ The worst was when they found us with my little brother hog-tied at the top of the stairs.
Hey, he volunteered! Honest! 😛
I laughed far too much at this, nice one 🙂
well, at least he can jump bit higher now, without fear of hitting the fan.
Biff really needs taller ceilings… or to stop sharpening his ceiling fan
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/11/01/132-yawn/
Biff’s pajamas remind me of a hastily-drawn and badly-coloured flag of the People’s Republic of China.
This particular Biff comic kinda bothers me; When I was a kid, I once (on a dare of course) crawled across the grid of a 12′ cooling tower fan with the blades whirling inches from me below! WHAT WAS I THINKING??? 😯
Reminds me of a Mythbusters episode where they tried to decapitate buster with a fan. They couldn’t do it. They even made a custom fan using a lawnmower engine, and it only made it about halfway through the neck.