#1366 – Bursting
Posted on September 13, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
It’s so embarrassing when you spill a drink at a restaurant. I’m not sure what is worse, when it’s a bare table and the drink goes all over the floor and someone’s lap or when it goes all over the fancy table cloth. One involves a mop, the other involves dismantling your entire dinner setting to replace the table cloth and then set it all up again. I guess the worst was when a waiter fumbled a tray of drinks and dumped them down my wife’s back at our anniversary dinner. I think we got free desert that night.
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Might not have been the alien. Might be, the soup was a touch too spicy.
Wow, a free desert! Which one? Was it the Sahara?
I call alien-related mishap week!
But face hugging is still OK?
The spillage of drinks has happened occasionally in my family, almost always involving my (younger) sister and my mother’s lap…
A waitress once spilled a large margarita smack on top of my (then) 2 year old daughter. Not fun, as it was already chilly in the restaurant. We got a discount on our meal and a free tee shirt in the smallest size they have so she could take off her wet clothes. She’s 7 now and can still wear the shirt!
When I was told my blind date was chesty, I natually thought…