#1360 – Stains
Posted on September 5, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Shredding my bank documents makes me feel secure but I don’t really know how much good it does. Everything is so electronic these days I’m not sure there are many identity thieves rooting through people’s trash any longer. I don’t even receive paper copies of most things anymore. Perhaps there should be a little shredder icon in my email program for this sort of thing now.
Today’s Maximumble breaks through.
Tags: nutrition, security, shredder

Electronic ‘shredder’ programs have existed for decades.
Sadly, they can’t effectively deal with any storage resource except those to which you have privileges.
Certainly an easy way to deal with the washing up. Biff sure has a massive set of eyebrows going on.
It would make for a interesting montage on one of the CSI shows. After they reconstruct his plate, they find out that he didn’t eat Chicken Alfredo, but a baloney sandwich on a plate printed with a picture of Chicken Alfredo.
*insert penne for his thoughts joke here*
*insert YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! here*
Poor Biff; can he never win?