#1317 – Twitch

After watching 90 minutes of punching and kicking it can start to seem like a good solution to everything. Opening doors, closing doors, cardboard boxes that happened to be in your line of sight. Although you should make sure nobody else is in the public restroom before you try to flush the urinal with a flying kick. Some people will think that’s inappropriate.

Today’s Maximumble aims high.

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8 thoughts on “#1317 – Twitch”

  1. SA says:

    The mosquito never stood a chance.

  2. The Dukenator says:

    Alternate caption: Biff doing his best Bruce Lee impersonation.

    If you don’t know who Bruce Lee, gtfo.

  3. Baughbe says:

    My parents wouldn’t let me watch the Green Hornet show because of my tendency to imitate Kato (Bruce Lee).

  4. Wizard says:

    Very few things that can’t be accomplished with a flying kick are worth doing at all.

  5. ZackDark says:

    This week’s forecast is Awesome Comics all week long.

  6. Wigsternm says:

    When I was younger there was a Jackie Chan animated series on TV and my friends and I would imitate it constantly. One time I decided to kick in the door on a bathroom stall, because why not? Imagine my chagrin when that was how I discovered I had actually walked into the girls restroom.

  7. Dirk Gently says:

    This week is Biff Becomes Inappropriately Violent Week.

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