#1298 – Segment

I was more of a dream monster kind of kid and not an under the bed one. I guess I spent enough time chasing toys and spare socks around under there I was confident that there wasn’t any room left for anything really scary. It was definitely a great place to find year old halloween candy.

Today’s Maximumble is quiet.

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12 thoughts on “#1298 – Segment”

  1. Maskman says:

    That’s not a monster – Biff is sleeping in a lumber mill!

  2. ipdar says:

    If you don’t check for saw blade monsters regularly the infestations can get really nasty.

  3. ZeoViolet says:

    Of course Biff would plant himself directly in front of whirling blades….

  4. Teguki says:

    I was under the impression that he was using the saw to “take care” of any monsters under the bed, since he appears to be pushing his bed.

  5. MC says:

    Hmmm, he’s using the sawblade to check/kill the possible monsters inside the bed. He’s sitting like he is to push the bed through the saw, in order to cut it (and the monster) completely.

  6. Biffthusiast says:

    Talk about nightmare fuel…

  7. SA says:

    Either way, he must pay a ton in new mattresses.

  8. Wizard says:

    Candy that’s been under the bed for a year? Now that’s scary.

  9. I wasn’t worried about monsters under the bed; it was monsters in the closet. Every house I’ve lived in, my closet has been directly across from the foot of my bed. The fact that I just piled stuff in there rather than actually put it away meant it usually opened by itself around midnight.

  10. Belimoth says:

    I had a loft bed so the only place left to imagine monsters was in the walls.

  11. Radical Edward says:

    I found a diary under the bed recently. I was a strange girl, fawning over geeks who still adhered to old dress codes.

    Now, there are ragdolls, Wikipedia printouts, fanart for various cartoons, binder sleeves for trading cards and maybe a cat on occasion.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Well, that explains one of the book covers…

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