#1217 – Projected
Posted on February 9, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I recently suffered through a sneezing fit while trying to brush my teeth. It is very awkward to try and sneeze with your mouth open. It is also very annoying to try and quickly clean off the mirror before someone else comes by to see what all the crazy coughing and spluttering sounds were about.
Today’s Maximumble has a simple request.
Tags: allergies, sandwiches
Strange thing is, I’ve had this happen to me before, sorta. I sneezed while eating a sandwich, and it caused me to drop it, throwing my wonderful sandwich all over the ground. 🙁
that happened to me once when i was little i still hate that darn neighbor’s cat good thing we moved out a while ago
I HATE IT when you’re trying to eat a sammich and all the stuff falls out towards the end! >:I
I’ve been sick for the past few days with sneezing fits every other hour.
I’ve never done it while brushing my teeth (or eating a sandwich, for that matter), but maybe that’s because I haven’t brushed my teeth in that amount of time. I think I have to start again.
For whatever my sick and befuddled mind said before in other comments for the past few comics… I’m sorry. But I won’t be going back to check what I did.
~Gwid
I have trouble sneezing with my mouth open, and also yawning while laughing. There is nothing more annoying than trying to have a nice, big, jaw-cracking yawn and your friend won’t stop making stupid faces and shouting memes at the rest of the party for long enough that you can finish your yawn.
EWWWWWWWWW 🙁
Rorschach Sandwich.
A butterfly,
A bear,
The epitimization of the futility of discrete sensory input assimilation.
That…is some questionable-looking lunch meat. Kind of like what ham looks like after three weeks in the icebox.
@Joseph;
Looks OK to me… but then, I ate some UGLY lunch meat in the Nav.
Favorite comic in weeks! Winner, made me laugh and snort coffee so you know its quality!
@Dustin: I hope you weren’t trying to sneeze when you snorted that coffee.
Yikes onions, but good lookin’ health bread… Biff puts his nose in the sandwich to feed?! His lack of napkin was his downfall… Achoooo
I was eating and watching something on my computer when I got the urge to sneeze- right when my mouth was full of milk and soggy sweetened whole wheat. I HELD that sneeze until I was well and truly finished chewing AND swallowing, and it’s worth noting that this was the ONLY time in my short life I’d ever been able to hold a sneeze for any reason. Needless to say- I was quite pleased with myself, obviously I still am, because that happened three years ago.
I once sneezed while eating sushi. The wasabi hit my nose, and k’pow! Rice and snot everywhere. I think the most embarrassing thing I’ve done in a public place.
lol. I’ve done something like this once…I was eating Beef Teriyaki Nuggets, sneezed, and *whoosh! SPLAT!* turned one into a projectile of doom. The funny part is that I nailed a kid who was 40 feet away with it. the sad part is that it was my last nugget. which meant i was still hungry. 🙁