#1177 – Rapid

I really don’t see spiders out in the snow. It’s a shame really. With a nice fitted jacket and a scarf to keep them warm they could really excel at snow based combat. Fortunately spiders don’t seek revenge or watch TV.

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12 thoughts on “#1177 – Rapid”

  1. Ray A. says:

    We continue Creepy-crawly Week on the Biff Channel with the question: “shouldn’t that be ‘octodextrous’?”

  2. howlslikewolf says:

    This one really did make me LOL. Well, chuckle, anyway.

  3. TJovian says:

    I was stocking drinks in one of the coolers at work when I noticed a little spider (which had been on a bottle) scampering to find a way from the cold. You’d think with their unending supply of silk they’d take up knitting, but I guess outerwear is pointless when you’re cold-blooded.

  4. Kustin says:

    I was lucky to find a spider wandering in the snow in the middle of the road once. Poor thing didn’t have neither scarf or a jacket, but what a hero it was…

  5. YukimuraYuki says:

    Wooh, not many comments today, or maybe I’m just early?
    Anyway, LOL at spider snowball fight, and the mini snowballs ^_^
    Biff’s like “I surrender, I surrender”, and the spider just keeps throwing…
    …reminds me of paintballing, when I got hit, I surrendered, and I got attacked over and over…
    …really painful bruises the next day.
    Also,

    @Ray A. – The Biff Channel – Formerly known as “The ‘We like Biff so much, we stalk him’ Federation”, or TWLBSMWSHF, for short!

    Yours Full-of-square-sausage-ly,
    ~Yukimura~

  6. S. Aquila says:

    One of these days, I’m gonna go outside and see a bunch of little spiders in coats and scarves making little tiny snowspiders. It’ll happen, you’ll see.

  7. Rasheed says:

    I suppose the principle is the same for octopuses. Octopi? Them.

  8. MadDavid says:

    Multidextrous, at least.

    I’m still seeing spiders around here. There hasn’t been any snow, but I would have thought they’d have frozen by now. So if there were snow, there’s no reason they couldn’t play in it.

  9. Linzleh says:

    Snow spiders are as rare as arctic butterflies! Biff is being tried by the superior defenses of the insect world this week…

  10. Paul says:

    Yuki, They way ive alwaysed played paint ball is listen for audio and visual , as in saying your out and raise gun over head…. or in the case of a fogged mask and capture the flag till the flag drops and you hear the guy say something

  11. Istas says:

    I’ve recently seen a spider on the snow around here, three times. I imagine they weren’t doing too well.

  12. Toxic12 says:

    very, very, very tiny snowballs.

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