#1135 – Scale

They are always there. Lurking. Watching. Eating the last of the ice cream.



19 thoughts on “#1135 – Scale”

  1. Lirleni says:

    That is a BIG chair!

    (Either that, or a dollhouse in Biff’s house?)

  2. Skeletextman says:

    I always wondered who ate that ice cream. I must be more observant!

  3. The Dukenator says:

    Use your illusion.

  4. Marty says:

    “Would they arrive during the working hour, or late at night? Would they shout? Everybody wants to rule the world after all… I believe some would be head over heels, ready to greet our new, plush overlords! But alas they might demand tears and our fears…”

    – Songs of the Big Chair


  5. malcar says:

    It’s the bushes, right? I never trust bushes, and now I know why.

  6. AdmiralChaos says:

    It’s the trees! They’re out to get me!
    (brownie points if you guess where that’s from before scrolling down)

    (gitp: oots)

  7. Baughbe says:

    In some neighborhoods, there is no need to disguise themselves at all.

  8. Cyndaquazy says:

    With a chair that big, there’s no need to play musical chairs: chances are, there’s enough chair for everyone!

  9. MaskedMan says:

    That explains the hat rack in my driveway this AM. <.<

  10. Anon says:

    Funny you should mention aliens. Yesterday, at Sheetz, the soda pop fountain seemingly lost its grip on reality. All the taps started spewing cola all over. I never found out what caused this, but my guess is that many tiny aliens got stuck in the soda water, and had to be forcibly expelled.

  11. Redmage913 says:

    “Ford, I feel like a sofa!”

    “….I know how you feel…”

  12. Mister Disco says:

    Crap, they’ve caught on! Quick hide their keys to distract them and I’ll get the Ice Cream! You! you’re on socks and left shoes, quickly now, before they wake up!

  13. i.half4 says:

    Is this week’s theme going to include anything regarding the remarkable time and planet-saving stomach contents of a small dog?

  14. i.half4 says:

    … or sofas appearing out of thin eddies in the wash?

  15. Momorikku says:

    NOOOO! NOT MY ICE CREAM! (I believe that they are also the culprits behind my missing socks….)

  16. YukiYukimura says:

    …wait, so THATS where the new, faltscreen TV came from?
    Naww… i thought santa-biff came early this year…. 🙁
    (*he gotta start early to get around all the lovely biff readers!*)

  17. YukiYukimura says:

    @Anon – no, thats a poltergeist, his name’s Frederick…
    …I wondered where he’d got to.
    He’s een my best mate ever since he used to haunt my old math block!
    He used to open the doors and turn off the lights, and no-one ever knew what was happening, they assumed the lightbulbs had blown. all of ’em. at the same time.
    But now I know better!
    …what’s that, Fred? oh, yeah… kay, kay, i’ll tell ’em…
    Freddy says that if you want him to haunt a house for halloween, it’ll be £100 an hour, payable to me.
    That’s $160, btw…
    … 😀

    (*Yukimura is not responsible for any cases where the poltergeist does not show up. If you pay and nothing happens, maybe you just didn’t notice. Or nothing happened and you got conned. Either way, I amn’t refunding. If you feel conned, well, tough luck!*)


  18. Radical Edward says:

    I stay wary…Mainly because aliens lurk everywhere, regardless if it’s America or not. I hear in Denmark, you will find sharply-dressed office workers on the beach who will call your children your “young”.

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