#1077 – Handed

When I was 12 I wanted to paint my room black. My mom was fine with that. All I had to do was pull down all 32 posters, move half my stuff into the basement, move all the furniture to the center of the room and cover it up, paint the room black and then put it all back. She knew me well enough to know that I would just never get around to it.


18 thoughts on “#1077 – Handed”

  1. Qqtt991 says:

    I want to paint my room blue or something but I have SO much crap.

  2. Heinrich says:

    that’s the kind of thing you do when you’re moving.

  3. The Dukenator says:

    That’s what I call a hand job.

    1. Ol' Gui says:

      Not all things are best done digitally.

  4. i.half4 says:

    But where is Biff’s backwards shirt smock?

  5. Malefant says:

    How inefficient, Biff does have two hands after all…

  6. Space Butler says:

    Oh, this is such a mood lightener. Thanks.

  7. Rico says:

    I wanted a black room but my parents told me that color makes rooms smaller, so I painted it light purple (nearly pink) and this color makes me happy!! 😀

  8. Cyndaquazy says:

    Me and my parents have decided to paint my green-and-yellow room more of a very light blue, but we’ve never gotten around to it.

  9. grapy says:

    if biff want to paint a room he should cover everything in tarp and put a stick of dynamite in the paint

  10. FlamingStan says:

    I was going to paint my room, decided not to when I remembered I’ve written every password I’ve ever used on the wall next to my desk.

  11. reynard61 says:

    “I have a bedroom and I want to paint it Black! No other color, I just want to paint it Black…”

  12. Sheherazahde says:

    I wanted to paint murals on my walls. My mom just said no. 🙁

  13. Alakar Voidus says:

    …There’s another wat to paint?

  14. jmkool says:

    Light blues and greens and blue-greens abound in my house. They make the room feel so… airy.

  15. The Dukenator says:

    @grapy: What makes you think he didn’t already try that?

  16. Khordas says:

    My little sister was goth in the late 80’s, and my parents tried the ‘here’s what you have to do to paint a room’ thing with her, in hopes that it would discourage her, but it didn’t. On the other hand, she was a very artistic teenager, and the room ended up black with dark gray faux stonework and egyptian tomb paintings. I suppose it could have been worse. At least she had to sleep in there, and I didn’t.

  17. Handgunman says:

    If i had my way with painting my room, i would just take masking tape and cover the edges of all of the posters and then paint what was left. Of course, this would mean that if my posters came down, there would be colored squares all over my walls

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