#1040 – Wobbly
Posted on June 7, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
If I sit in a chair a certain way my right leg will start to go numb. Usually it’s not much of a big deal, I just adjust my sitting position and it goes back to normal. Occasionally I’ll notice right as my coworker walks up to my desk to say that I’m five minutes late to a meeting.
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gotta learn to operate the phone with your nose. it’s a little trickier than walking on a numb leg. (i also have a tendency to sit funny and consequently cause various body parts to go numb, moreso at home than at work because i have a giant wicker chair at home)
Foot texting is what all the cool kids do nowadays.
Anyways, hurrah for my birthday comic being funny. =)
Weee! For that walk to the meeting, you work at the MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS!
if his arm bones are in the dryer then how did he start it?
@grapy he didn’t start it. it’s gonna be a _long_ dry. 🙂
Arm, skeletal, phone, or body part week?
One time I woke up because someone was calling (the phone is 4 rooms from my bedroom) and noticed that both my legs, AND both my arms had fallen asleep.
It is very difficult to walk quickly through 4 rooms to get the phone in time, and even more difficult to pick it up when you have almost no control of your arms. I ended up having to use my slightly more “awake” arm to support the other arm, which I used to pick the phone up.
A rather… weird experience.
Biff could always train his eyebrows to use that phone….
@Ledish: Couldn’t you butler come get you the phone 4 rooms away?
There is a true story of a guy who had his arms cut off due to a farming accident. Somehow, he managed to make it back to the house and dialed 911 using a pencil in his teeth. He survived and wrote a book about it. His arms are shorter though.
@Luc: He was home sick that day, after having tried putting out a grease fire with hammers… typical.
Worse than the phone call when your arm bones are in the dryer… Is when you get a nature call whilst your leg bones are in the dryer.
😛
@Crimson Regret: It’s your b/day too?
oh i have a clue on how he started the dryer he swung his hands up on to the dryer and had his hands crawl across to the button
I can’t help wondering . . . how is he going to get his arm bones OUT of the dryer if he doesn’t have any arm bones????
I’m more confused about how he’s going to put them back into his arms.
…eh, knowing Biff, he has a device built for that very purpose.
The Duck Has Spoken.
At least he still has the bones. SkeleGro is supposed to suck.
A person that needs to put their arm bones in the dryer has certainly picked up the ever handy skill of using their feet for stuff. Haven’t you seen the stuff on that girl with no arms that had a black belt in some martial art or another, and went on to FLY A PLANE?
I can turn doorknobs with my toes… I think as long as Biff remembered to take his shoes off first, everything will be alright. 😀
Communication week is my guess.
@ Barn0wl
my guess is that he will have the drier have an automatci arm reatacher. That or he should use one at a time.
I have a knee that gives out every so often. Fun when that happens at work.
Sometimes I’ll sit a certain way to where only the little toe on my right foot will go numb. It’s odd because it almost feels like the little piggy fell off or something =P
one of my coworkers kept complaining that his leg was numb yesterday… I convinced him that he has leprosy. It was awesome