#1757 – Popped
Posted on March 20, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
The bright red is a warning! It means “Do not eat!” Just like those poisonous berries, lady bugs and fire trucks. Don’t et them. They hate that.
Tags: apple, chest burster, space
Apparently one of rules 2-6 for exploring alien planets involves some method for either restoring an eaten-off arm, or making the stump longer.
At the end of this series, you should collect the rules into a laminated safety guide like the ones they have on airplanes. Only it’d be about alien planet exploration.
Hey, Biff has gotten his arm back! Did it grow out again all by itself, or did he buy a new arm to replace the missing one?
Green is also a warning, because mold can be green, and mold isn’t healthy to eat!
*glances at the t-shirt ad*
So that’s how they keep The Doctor away.
No wonder he prefers bananas. Apples might be the hiding place of heart-eating parasites created by the Cult of Skaro.
“Apples are rubbish, I hate apples”