#1493 – Puree
Posted on March 8, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
My wife cut up a fresh pineapple yesterday. She then made a smoothie with it. There was a cutting board with pineapple juice on it, pieces of rind in the garbage can and a blender that was full of pineapple shards. The house smelled amazing. Now I want to get a pineapple once a week, cut it open and just rub it all over the kitchen.
Tags: antipineapple, pineapple, splat
I don’t believe you actually did it. I keep my word, you are legendary and I love you.
It’s an eyebrow miracle!
mmmmmmm…..pineapple
I can remember *two* occasions where the entire kitchen smelled of something, but unfortunately it wasn’t something as pleasant as pineapple… One time it was liver. Mom had made food to our dog.
The second time was when dad was going to eat some chicken. When he had it in the oven, there was smoke everywhere and the fire detector went off. Yummy yum yum, burnt chicken!
I think that in about a month you wouldn’t have a kitchen yet. Pineapples seem to want to dissolve everything, or at least that is what my tongue tells me as soon as I’ve taken one bite too many.
… And by yet I mean anymore. I shouldn’t comment on things right after I wake up.
Never try the coconut/anti-coconut thing, unless you like to look like a science accident on Gilligan’s Island.
But, do try a coloa nut/uncola nut cocktail.