#1378 – Noodled
Posted on September 29, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Also, finish eating the grilled cheese sandwich before defusing the bomb. Take out your fake vampire teeth before biting into the caramel covered apple. And always wait for the roller coaster to come to a complete stop before opening your thermos of hot tomato soup.
Today’s Maximumble overslept.
Holy…please tell me that’s spaghetti sauce.
That scratchy feeling in your throat may mean you are catching a cold. Or maybe not.
Biff Teeth!
Next time: plastic spork.
Looks like I’m late.
Clearly, the magnet waited for the right moment – Otherwise, the fork wuold have embedded itself somewhat lower. Like Biff’s neck. Or maybe his heart.
Biff must pay extremely high medical insurance, if the company would take him on at all that is.
Well, that was unexpectedly gruesome.
We must remember, Biff doesn’t bleed! He leaks ink.
HEADSHOT!