#1790 – Awake
Posted on May 9, 2013 at 10:21 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I also have some caffeinated socks to keep my foot from falling asleep when I sit in a chair too long. My caffeinated contact lenses help me watch boring movies. My caffeinated shampoo gives me that stylish spiky hair.
Tags: bed, caffeine, hey this is the first time we've ever seen biff's eyes, sleep
Oh my gosh Biff has eyes!?!?!
My thoughts exactly.
And Wrigley just announced that they’ve “paused” sales of their caffeinated gum.
But I bet the Decaf variation sold well!
If they were timed-release caffeinated pajamas, that would be brilliant. We wouldn’t need alarmed clocks any more.
I’ve heard that people exist who can drink coffee, nap, then wake to the caffeine effecting 10-15 minutes later.
As if being able to sleep at will wasn’t lucky enough.
I’m just proud of myself for noticing he had eyes before I saw the tag.
Oh my goodness! Biff looks weird with his eyes open! And I like the tag that reads “hey this is the first time we’ve ever seen biff’s eyes”!
Or at least this is the first time we’ve ever seen Biff with his eyes open in a normal manner, and not something freaky like this:
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2013/02/06/1729-double/
Caffienated underwear, for when you got to GO RIGHT NOW!!!
Actually, I think there were a couple of times where we saw his eyes because his eyelids were burned off or something.
Here’s one where we see *one* eye: http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/
This is not the first time, waterbed filled with caffine, 9-Volt, double and a couple others I forget. though this is his eyes in a ‘Normal’ state
But, what, no, maby?