#655 – Dill

This will be embarrassing the next day when Biff shows up for work. I had a boss who wore a beard for 20 years of his life and then one day he showed up clean shaven. Turns out he had an accident when he was trimming his beard that took off one of the sideburns.

Also, I have added little buttons below that link to sites like Reddit and Digg. If these are sites that you enjoy looking at then thank you for clicking on the little buttons to show Biff to other people that like to click on little buttons. I appreciate being part of your clicking on little buttons routine.


32 thoughts on “#655 – Dill”

  1. speearr says:

    Biff in a skirt! What’s Biff’s CMYK value today, I wonder?

  2. Chris says:

    @speearr – 75-30-0-0

  3. linuxexorcist says:

    so wht is that? burff? or just biff-smurf?
    Bluebiff, LOL! That is one cheap genie, only one wish?

  4. Davey says:


  5. £cake says:

    Yes, that is Smurfette.

    Why the hecks would Biff be thinking of Smurfette?
    And why would Señor Pickle Genie turn him into her?

    Hmmm….we may never know….

  6. ConkerBirdy says:

    Biff has loves Smurfette?

    Now I’m scared someone has Rule 34’ed Smurfette. >_<

  7. £cake says:

    Dude, everything’s been rule 34’d. Rule 34 ITSELF even states that everything has been.

  8. LazerWulf says:

    An addendum to rule 34 states that if it hasn’t been created yet, the mere wondering of an instance of rule 34 will create that instance of rule 34.

  9. £cake says:


  10. Dan says:

    I must congratulate Chris for making a clean joke involving cross dressing, Smurfette, and a pickle jar. It’s official, everything has been done. The Internet is over now.

  11. Micah says:

    @Dan, It’s time for the second incarnation of the internet: the super internet.

  12. Foxhound2 says:

    Wait….. so Biff is a smirf now!!!!!! XD

  13. speearr says:

    @Chris: Thanx, that’s on my list of bizarre trivia now!

  14. RCBonay says:

    It took a while for me to get this. I was about to give up. Then it hit me. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Keep up the great work!

  15. SirLancelot says:

    @ConkerBirdy, LazerWulf, & £cake…NOW I’m worried someone’s gonna Rule 34 Biffette…curse you internet, curse you!

  16. zaffa says:

    I’m gonna throw out a guess- Magical beings week or Arabian week. Probably both wrong since it’s only one day in, but hey, I might as well.

  17. Sman says:

    whats rule 34?

  18. Wizard says:

    So not asking why Biff was thinking of Smurfette. Also not asking how one accidentally cuts off one’s sideburn.

    Oh, and took me approximately three minutes to find 34’d Smurfs. It would have been faster, but I’m easily distracted. I didn’t find any 34’d Biff (or Biffette), but then I was careful not to look…

  19. Shorty says:

    Do I want to know what Biff was thinking?
    . . . .
    Probably not.

  20. thinkaboutit says:

    wow…so biff has the desire to be smurfette apparantly… there are some things about biff that i didn’t ever want to know

  21. Vicky says:

    xD That’s fantastic! couldn’t help letting a laugh slip loose at the sight of that one…

  22. no name says:

    Um where might these little buttons be?

  23. no name says:

    O wow. I’m stupid. Sorry for the pointless comment. Or two pointless comments now…

  24. starseedjenny says:

    80s TV week? 80s cartoons week? Kids’ shows week?

  25. reynard61 says:

    Spices/herbs week, most likely. (I fully expect to see a comic dealing with time-travel entitled “Thyme” to pop up during the week…or not, depending on how obvious Chris wants to be about the theme…)

  26. Speakerblast says:

    uhh… unghh… er… ummm…. alright then…

  27. Dan says:

    I think it’s going to be “wish week” judging by the next days installment, though anything is possible.

  28. Just Another Dude says:

    Biff realizes that the fan club he joined wasn’t for the blue man group after receiving the official club costume

  29. TigerGulp says:

    Um…should I call him Biff-ette now??

    I miss The Smurfs…*sniffle*

  30. YukiSnowflake says:

    @TigerGulp – no, it’s Burphette.
    @JustAnotherDude – lol

  31. Marscaleb says:

    This one made me laugh just when I saw the image. It threw me off completely.

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