#50 – Bagels

When I was in college, pizza bagels were a part of my weekly diet. Made from lender’s frozen bagels, some sauce and a slice of cheese. Heat in the microwave and serve. Pretty crappy food, but I didn’t know any better at the time. I discovered the true joy of the bagel when I moved to Boston. There I was introduced to Au Bon Pain and the everything bagel. A nice fresh warm bagel and some fancy cream cheese makes a wonderful breakfast.


0 thoughts on “#50 – Bagels”

  1. prometheus says:

    I hate it when that happens.

  2. gromire says:

    is ther an actual book of biff?

  3. Chris says:

    I’m working on having the first book ready at the beginning of the new year.

  4. Dustin says:

    I enjoy bacon on a bagel with cream chease.

  5. ken says:

    bagel with cream cheese ,lox(smoked salmon) and capers for me

  6. colin says:

    i dont get it…

  7. Eleanor says:

    Me neither

  8. Neteeee says:

    they dont sell bagels in belgium. weird huh?

  9. zantarath says:

    Blueberry bagel with a load of butter, toasted, and raspberry cream cheese.

  10. Female Fox Furry says:

    Ew, smoked salmon… Cream cheese or margerine. A slice of cheese is always nice on top, too.

  11. Stephennie says:

    I wonder what would appear if he looked left? Croissants?

  12. Krutonman says:

    Its a reference to B.F. Skinners tests of operant conditioning

  13. Malachite Dragon says:

    I’ll admit… I dont get it.

  14. Oddly Frozen says:

    this happened to my friend a few years ago, bagels will never be the same for her

  15. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    this happened to me with honey comb, crutons, and various other grains. I could have sworn one of the walking pieces of rice said something about getting ready for the assault on my mind:o

  16. Trigger says:

    yeah, but it does cut down on having to go to the store every morning, and you could alwasy start a stall

    “Bagels 1p per dozen” (yes i’m english)

  17. Malachite Dragon says:

    This is the only biff comic I dont get. O_o

  18. DemonRex says:

    I have no idea what this is about, but it is still hilarious in my eyes.

  19. Mirefrost00 says:

    I think Krutonman may be right, though that doesn’t help me much. Our Intro Psych class only touched on Skinner briefly. Humorous to imagine why the heck he’d put yeast in his oj, though. Or try to put out a grease fire with a hammer, for that matter. I wonder how he opens cans….

  20. d_byrnes says:

    Mmmm. Egg bagel with garlic cream cheese and smoked salmon. Or just toasted with peanut butter

  21. Squarehead says:

    Peanut butter on a bagel, then microwave it. Very creamy and tasty. Reading all this makes me hungry…

  22. Nick says:

    Where I live there’s this great little bakery called Bodo’s Bagels. Definitely my favorite place for breakfast (and lunch and dinner). Amazing Caesar salads, too.

  23. Ben says:

    I don’t get this, but if it is a psych ref, then I don’t get ppl.

    I love Bagels, I worked on a roof of synaguoge (sic) for a few weeks, fresh bagels every day at the bakery next to it *drools*, only they wouldn’t ever put ham on them for me.

  24. Stevethepirate says:

    Ergott poisoning!

  25. Elkian says:

    The toaster’s sideways.

  26. rockerofsocks says:

    a bagel with cream cheese, the creamy cheese, everyone likes the cream and the cheese and the cheesey cream!

  27. EMC says:

    -vegan- I would never eat any of that stuff.

  28. Dr.Cox says:

    God damn bagels…

  29. JeBuZ says:

    Haha foamy

  30. Velociraptor says:

    Elkian is right. the toaster IS sideways… imagine that.

    pfah. sideways toasters. like THAT’LL ever happen.
    * turns on news*
    ” sideways toasters have started raining down on people. more info as it comes”

  31. mr poo says:

    is the joke that he’s drunk from the yeast turning the oj to alcohol?

  32. Radical Edward says:

    Oh boy! Bagels!

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