#377 – Splash

I’m lucky to have such a wonderful wife. She is a great partner to have in our new webcomic business. Lucky for me she likes things like data entry and addressing envelopes. When we brought a batch of books to the post office today she was excited because she like to use the automatic postage machine. You’ll have her to thank when your book shows up with her nice neat handwriting across the envelope. They would all be in danger of getting lost if I had to do that part myself. 🙂


0 thoughts on “#377 – Splash”

  1. Sleepingorange says:

    Oh man… I just got orange juice in my eyes this morning. I hate it so much.

    PS, I love stuff like that, although I prefer spread-sheets and other forms of digital data entry. I guess I’m just weird.

  2. SEA says:

    Lol at biff =p

  3. Amanda says:

    Your wife sounds like me! I’m a stationary nerd. An automatic postage machine and a pile of mail is enough to keep me happily entertained for hours.

    I should also never be left unattended in any place like Staples or Office Depot. Not only will you lose me in five seconds, when you find me again I’ll be broke and giggling like a loon, knee deep in a pile of pencils and day planners. >_>

    That said… Orange Juice? And I thought chlorine was bad. @_@

  4. Garrett says:

    The goggles! They do nothing! …when I don’t wear them!
    Is he skinnydipping?

  5. This is my favorite sort of Biff comic — I like the dynamic sense of movement, without the use of any speed or motion lines.

  6. Mr. Grape says:

    Ha thats nothing compared to when i had a full body shave and my daily soak in lemon juice

  7. Dan says:

    What disturbs me is how Biff “remembers” a fact about swimming in orange juice. He isn’t coming to the realization just now, this has happened before.

  8. Lucretiel says:

    ARG! it hurts jus to watch

  9. Gobbledegook says:

    poor Biff…
    I wonder if OJ has any restroative properties for the skin?

  10. Paul says:

    Safety first, Biff! Especially when it comes to OJ. 😛

  11. MaskedMan says:

    Just how often *does* Biff go swimming in citrus extract, anyway..?

  12. kenshin620 says:

    knowing biff, probably once every few days. Meh, least it’s not grapefruit juice, grapefruit juice tastes awful…or maybe just too sour

  13. Seraphine says:

    Drinking orange juice makes my face pucker.

  14. Luke says:

    Could be worse XD Like Acid o.o or a bagel to the eye x_O

  15. xoyv says:

    dosent that only happen with lemmons?

  16. EmeraldeJade says:

    Ah Citrus. Gets ’em every time.

  17. Pablo says:

    Man, i just guess he’s not skinnydipping… I’m absolutely sure that if he was, his googles wouldn’t help with the burning…

    Anyways, sure as heck, i’d never drink anything in Biff’s house… Or visit him anyways… His house is a deathtrap…

  18. the Scarf says:

    I’m not done reading through the archives yet…but I was SURE he didn’t have a bellybutton! Or nipples….

    When did Biff get a Bellybutton and nipples?

    This screws up my Idea on the origins of Biff….

  19. dragonbrad says:

    today for breakfast i ran out of milk so i used orange juice for my cheerios

  20. pyrocat100 says:

    Before I read the bottom I thought Biff was in a pool of cheese ….but that’d hurt a lot worse then orange juice >_

  21. jonatham says:

    haha cheese.
    wow, so now us lucky ducks that are getting the books will be getting a bonus of not only mr., but also mrs. Halbeck’s signatures, mad slick.

  22. TrillionGrams says:


    Your illustration is perfect. Before I read the caption I told Biff “Man, you really shouldn’t be swimming around in Tang for this very reason.”

  23. Jackson says:

    I don’t really see why he needs to wear goggles. What with his nonstop squinting, his eyes are pretty much always closed anyway.

  24. Radical Edward says:

    Aaaaah! My eyes!

    It does seem reasonable to wear goggles.

  25. PlutoBum says:

    mmm the citrusy goodness

  26. steve-o says:

    Feel the citrus!

  27. RG says:

    I laughed for over half-an hour when I read this.

  28. jykcor says:

    I wonder if it hurts more than the lemon drops next to the eye drops…

  29. schiz says:

    Ah-ha! This is the comic that brought me over to the Book of Biff! I was wondering when it would show up. Love your stuff, man, it’s really great!

  30. Alice Love says:

    Smexy Biff body again 😮

  31. Kyle says:

    Did you happen to notace that your username, if thats you did that on perpose or if its your real name i dont know, is the same name as chris’ wife has

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