#1055 – Target

Also, you shouldn’t help your friend dye her hair on the same day as a job interview. It turns out that it will take a week for that bright red color to come off your hands. Fortunately, the “I’ve caught you red-handed!” jokes never get old. Not. One. Bit.


34 thoughts on “#1055 – Target”

  1. Micah says:

    Wow…really bad mental image. Lol.

  2. PsychoDuck says:

    Love the pose that arm’s making in the medical poster. It’s like “Dude, what the hell?”

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  3. LazerWulf says:

    Isn’t that why hair dye kits come with latex gloves?

  4. Polymorph says:

    Paintball welts, everywhere 😡

  5. Meredia says:

    Uh… Who exactly is Biff playing naked paintball with..?

  6. Space Butler says:

    In my opinion, if naked paintball excludes safety equipment, then it should come as no surprise that there’s a subsequent doctor’s visit.

  7. Idjit says:

    That looks like it would really hurt! 😀

  8. @ space butler:
    well, he DID have eye pro on. if you look carefully, u can see the paint outlining the glasses. i just wonder if he had on some “down under” protection.

  9. Steriema says:

    That doctor must have seen even every inch inside Biff, so no use being shy now.

  10. Caitlin says:

    Oh my gosh, never play nude paintball! Never ever! Welts on your back and arms are bad enough… at least duct tape a cup on or something!

  11. MaskMan says:

    Ouch. That’s all. Just ‘Ouch.’

  12. Cyndaquazy says:

    Biff’s impracticality makes my mistakes seem minor, thus making my self-esteem rise.
    “SO HAPPY!” ~ 😀

  13. August says:

    The splotches make Biff look like a giant humanoid jaw breaker!

  14. grapy says:

    although ive never gone paintball shooting i have seen the equipment
    -paint balls
    -paint ball gun
    -crotch guard
    -air cartridge

  15. Draco Dei says:

    Based on The Whiteboard, and my one time going paintballing, the mask is somewhat important for ear and mouth protection (if nothing else apparently paintballs taste TERRIBLE), although the eyes would be the major thing. Also, apparently at least some fields have a minimum protective coverage rule (IE long-sleeves or something).

  16. MaskedMan says:

    Trust me. Painballs do indeed taste horrible. But that’s much less of an issue than the giant fat lip you’ll get in the process of learning that bit of information.

  17. Grug says:


  18. Baughbe says:

    Wow, Things to do in the nude week?

  19. calliopejane says:

    That’s why they give you those plastic gloves in the package of hair dye, you know!

  20. Church says:

    All I have to say is. Ouch.

  21. ZackDark says:

    @MaskedMan: indeed they do. Though I never had the misfortune of having one shot by my unprotected mouth.

    It simply sprayed through my mask…

    I can still fell the taste of it. Yuck.

  22. Kasain says:

    …..OW o.O why???? why naked paintballing??? owwwwwwwww

  23. PsychoDuck says:

    Do I detect an upcoming nudist week?

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  24. Tomixcomics says:

    AARGH! Psycho beat me to the punch! I suspected that it’s Biff Nudity/underwear week back in the pool comic, though! After his pants exploded and we saw him in his bathing suit twice. I just didnt call it becuase I figured weeks start on sundays and the first pool comic was last week.

  25. Tomixcomics says:

    Oh, and by the way, it seems perfectly reasonable to scheduele a doctors appointment for the same day as nude paintballing.

  26. -2! says:

    I see he did not schedule time for a shower.

    Why Biff needs a calender week!

    I can’t believe Biff manages to have a doctor.

    You will notice Biff’s eyebrows are clean, maybe they were stuffed in the goggles.

    “Biff’s paint ball virus ploy was foiled by him wearing goggles to protect his eyebrows”

  27. -2! says:

    Thats quote/recaption thing is to long. This is probably better.

  28. Vrominelli says:

    Like MaskMan said, ouch.

    Also there are no bayonets allowed if paintball.

  29. jmkool says:


    Indeed, they do taste awful. Thankfully, I was wearing a mask at the time, but those masks do have a lot of holes in them.

  30. Linzleh says:

    Body Art Week, yay!

  31. Luc says:

    Did anyone notice that, beside being nude, he also must be terrible at Paintball as he is covered in the colors of all teams? Or they had a close-range remaining-ball shootout, in which case the nude part really turns out badly!

  32. Psychowarden says:

    Being a very serious tournament paintball player myself, I can see that Biff was most definitely NOT wearing proper face protection. For shame 🙁

  33. Radical Edward says:

    Nude paintball? I think that would hurt. I saw what happen to the head Mythbusters when they battled for supremacy to see who was better. One of them got ripped a new bellybutton in the process of shooting paintballs at each other.

  34. Daniel says:

    I don’t know if it’s obviously been implied before, but has anyone thought that he would shot in the… thing that only men have?

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