#1029 – Obfuscate
Posted on May 21, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I’ll sometimes approach the drinking fountain at work just as someone else walks up to it. It always feels weird to just stand there behind them so I usually just keep walking.
Wow, look at this amazing plant over here at the other end of the hallway. It just keeps getting bigger. That’s just so great. Well, I guess I should walk on back to my desk now… oh hey look, a drinking fountain! When did we get one of these? Might as well try it out!
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Apparently you never learned the High School trick of standing behind someone until they feel so awkward that they leave the water fountain.
Only problem with that, though, is they’re likely to make a, “Hey, leave some for the fish!” comment at a later date in retribution.
You have a peace lily in your office? I’ve always liked those…
So, the question is… Is Biff the one checking for predators…
Or, is Biff the predator we should be checking for?
The worst of all the workplace predators is the lonely massager, who atempts to give you a neck massage before he ‘falls’ into an inappropriate place. *shivers*
I am new here, and I just discovered your incredibly magnificently AWRSOME webcomic. And I am now driven nuts because I have been trying to read through your whole entire frustratingly long archive. PHEWF, how many comics did you plan to make?? OH CHRIS…
PS: Cooooooongrats on your ONE THOUSANDTH comic though!!! Even though I am angry your wonderfully addicting comic has gotten me reading through more than 1000 pages! >_<
Tvae; I’m going to be pondering that question all day now…
Chris: “When did we [what?] one of these?”
This according to a ZZ9er: On a wall outside a certain pub in London, if I recall the post correctly, are written these words: This sentence no verb.
With apologies if I got the city wrong. I wasn’t remembering so much as guessing according to probability. The sentence I do remember verbatim.
@Charlienooooo: Pansy. I read 1010 of these in a few hours. There is no such thing as too much Biff.
If I see someone going for the fountain at the same time as me, I start to RUN! Mua ha ha! Trust me… it’s worth it just for the few times when they start to run too!
I have learned to NEVER drink from those fountains since people put their dirty lips all over the spout. And who knows where that mouth has been…
I always do this, not hide in a bush, but i do check for peoples, cause once i cut my gums on the spout when somone accidentaly knocked me into the fountain
@weerd2normal – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@weerd2normal- something like that happened to some one where i went to school. later that year he lost a finger in the metalic doors of the school. i could expain more of that, but seeing chris scream from your story makes me feel like even Biff can feel pain.
I hate public everything. Too unclean… @pakusan&weerd2normal – …*passes out*
@Mewthicus: TRUE, but I like to read the comments as well YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM READING THEM
@pakusan: COOOOOL!! I’d love to hear about the metalic door one. I could probably tell it as a ghost story when my friend and I go camping. Except that he dies from losing too much blood from that finger, and his blood turns green, and his brain oozes out of his nose, and OH NOES he’s a zombie, and he climbs into children’s bed at night and EATS THEM –
sorry, I get carried away. LOL 😀
My Grandma has had dentures for all of her front teeth (top and bottom) since she was a junior in high school. All because some guy got thrown into her (the guys were wrestling in the hallway) while she was drinking at a drinking fountain.