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« Reply #7440 on: October 06, 2010, 10:05:00 PM » |
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You now lack a spinal cord! Oh well!
I wish this effin homework was done so I could go to bed already.
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« Reply #7441 on: October 07, 2010, 09:43:04 AM » |
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All your effin homework is done. Your regular homework, however, is not.
I wish for a ricktontom.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7442 on: October 10, 2010, 04:05:57 PM » |
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Since it doesn't actually exist, you get a TomTom instead. And it's stuck on the most annoying voice. And your head a splode.
I wish that I was slightly less lazy.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7443 on: October 10, 2010, 06:31:37 PM » |
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You're able to do marginally more work before you collapse, but when you do collapse, you aren't getting up any time soon.
I wish I could stay hydrated.
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« Reply #7444 on: October 10, 2010, 07:10:42 PM » |
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You become saturated. And explode.
I wish I could make music the way it sounds in my head.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7445 on: October 10, 2010, 10:53:49 PM » |
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From Pel: the music in your head is now limited by the scope of your current playing skills.
I wish that our apartment were bigger.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7446 on: October 11, 2010, 04:55:08 PM » |
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Your apartment is now so big that you can't find your husband anymore.
I wish it weren't so hot.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7447 on: October 11, 2010, 08:37:23 PM » |
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It's freaking freezing, where'd we put all our blankets?!
I wish for a self-cleaning litterbox
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7448 on: October 12, 2010, 12:44:50 AM » |
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The motor breaks and makes an annoying whirring noise until you unplug it. It becomes a $150 litterbox that you still have to clean by hand.
I wish that it was cold enough for me to wear my fuzzy pajama pants, but not so cold that my fingers get frostbite and whatnot.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7449 on: October 12, 2010, 02:13:46 PM » |
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It quickly becomes cold enough for you to up on your fuzzy pants and shortly after you do it becomes unbearably hot. As you go to take them off you find that they have permanently attached themselves to you legs.
I wish my knee wouldn't hurt.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7450 on: October 12, 2010, 11:16:59 PM » |
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You don't have knees anymore! At first it's okay but then you try and kneel down to get communion at church and CLUNK and ohgodmyshins.
I wish that made more sense!
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7451 on: October 13, 2010, 10:55:00 AM » |
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Seeing how that Genie is hearing, not reading this, "sense" becomes "cents". It is now rich, but would share or spend any of it, farthing our economic troubles.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Lich king
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Posts: 417
It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #7452 on: October 13, 2010, 11:51:51 AM » |
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I....I don't know.....Wut?
I wish to know what the duck June was talking about.
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Noiring Wasusians Against Recalcitrant Storylines
Noring it up since 11/04/09
Pets: Greater Crested fire-breathing Gremlin
Weapons: Florentian Falchion
House(s): Tiki Shack
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7453 on: October 13, 2010, 04:16:32 PM » |
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All that you can think about now is ducks.
I wish for wooppy.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7454 on: October 13, 2010, 10:35:42 PM » |
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I think you mean 'whoopie', however the Krikkit robots mishear you and with a 'Whop' they descend from the heavens to wreak havoc upon you and your new wife with their multifunctional battle clubs.
I wish for MOAR SPELLING ERRARS PLZ ROFLZXP
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7455 on: October 17, 2010, 11:07:37 AM » |
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jkashdfg KDJF AH K SDGSD SKF GYOI HYOS DYJ lisdkhd flxus hsky dl, slokd osdns sold s sdmsk ksjd kshdjm.
I wish that yes.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7456 on: October 20, 2010, 08:53:44 AM » |
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Nooooooooooooooooooo*head asplodey*
I wish for a secure internet connection and the permission to ride the bus on my own.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #7457 on: October 20, 2010, 09:14:01 AM » |
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Shame there's no driver.
I wish for a lifetime's supply of Hummus. (27.5bp for reference)
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7458 on: October 23, 2010, 08:28:30 PM » |
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(...India?)Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, though, it is only a mayfly's lifetime. Enjoy your day's supply of hummus.
I wish that I had some cocoa.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7459 on: October 23, 2010, 11:04:29 PM » |
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It is in bean form.
I wish for a throat that isn't raspy.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #7460 on: October 24, 2010, 09:52:01 AM » |
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You get a throat that's liquid. Good luck with that, btw.
I wish that I had a dragon.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
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"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7461 on: October 24, 2010, 11:25:53 PM » |
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it eats you.
i wish for a millon bucks.. no 2million bucks
((50 Battle Pastries for reference))
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7462 on: October 25, 2010, 11:57:30 AM » |
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It appears in the vicinity of your small intestine. Ouch.
I wish for blisters on me fingers.
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Pieman
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« Reply #7463 on: October 25, 2010, 12:07:06 PM » |
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You get to the bottom and there are spikes there. Flaming ones.
I wish for a corruption which benefits Mr Kite.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7464 on: October 25, 2010, 12:15:09 PM » |
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Click here and donate $1 to the For The Benefit of Mr. Kite fund!
I wish for a really excellent sammich.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7465 on: October 25, 2010, 12:30:00 PM » |
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You have a sandwich, but it's not ordinary sandwich; it's a sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly.
Which is still inside the jellyfish.
I wish I had no nose.
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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Lich king
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #7466 on: October 25, 2010, 02:53:33 PM » |
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Granted, oh by the way check out this pie I just made, it smells delicious!
I wish for Kentan to suddenly explode when he thinks of The Game.
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Noiring Wasusians Against Recalcitrant Storylines
Noring it up since 11/04/09
Pets: Greater Crested fire-breathing Gremlin
Weapons: Florentian Falchion
House(s): Tiki Shack
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7467 on: October 25, 2010, 03:51:38 PM » |
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I "explode" all over you. With man gravy. Every half hour. I honestly don't know how my body manages to produce so much of this stuff.
I wish I knew how my body produces so much man gravy.
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<Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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Pieman
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« Reply #7468 on: October 25, 2010, 06:13:50 PM » |
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It's tape worm semen. And you have fifty of them.
I wish for something.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Capt. Ryu Battlehammer
Hatchling
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Posts: 22
"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7469 on: October 25, 2010, 11:40:04 PM » |
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(pie drakey says that was awsome)
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