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« Reply #7410 on: June 06, 2010, 05:47:29 PM » |
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Your not, but your hands are huge.
I wish the new Futurama season will be aired on a freeview channel.
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« Reply #7411 on: June 06, 2010, 09:56:12 PM » |
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You can't switch to digital and so you can't watch it, or anything else.
I wish that this wasn't the last Dr. Demento show being played on the station near us. :`(
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« Reply #7412 on: June 07, 2010, 01:12:50 AM » |
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Instead it's the last one ever, anywhere.
I wish it were a bit more climactic than regular-show-with-an-announcement-afterwards.
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« Reply #7413 on: June 07, 2010, 09:16:00 AM » |
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It goes out with a bang and your caught in the blast radius.
I wish...............for.................................a pet Godzilla that is loyal to me.
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« Reply #7414 on: June 07, 2010, 06:16:44 PM » |
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it's only a baby godzilla, thus you and the little guy are crushed by "King Gadorah"
I wish i had every original Godzilla movie on DVD!!!
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"I ROLLED A FOUR!!!!!!"
"I think i just had an evilgasm."
"I prepared explosive runes this morning."
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« Reply #7415 on: June 07, 2010, 06:53:17 PM » |
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It is of such poor quality, it isn't worth watching.
I wish that I didn't feel like shat.
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« Reply #7416 on: August 02, 2010, 01:01:06 AM » |
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I am forced to corrupt my own wish and the world implodes. AND YOU ALL DIE!
I wish that people would start playing this again.
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« Reply #7417 on: August 02, 2010, 04:45:26 AM » |
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Everybody starts playing it. Its popularity skyrockets, it becomes the most important thread on the forum. The forum is now dedicated to The Corrupt Wish Game, which spawns countless spin-off threads, each of which appear at Dom-speed but are never forgotten. The Book of Biff is deserted in favour of this game. Chris spends his spare time trying to tie The Corrupt Wish Game into his comics, and resents the forum for letting this happen. Eventually the strain of keeping up with an ever-increasing number of threads becomes too much... AND YOU DIE.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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« Reply #7418 on: August 02, 2010, 12:17:46 PM » |
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Nobody corrupts it, and the thread again fades into obscurity.
I wish my corruption was as long-winded as Kentan's.
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« Reply #7419 on: August 02, 2010, 01:27:53 PM » |
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It was so long-winded that you physically ran out of breath just typing it. Nobody was around to help you... And you DIED.
I wish I was really happy for you, and I could let you finish.
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« Reply #7420 on: August 03, 2010, 11:16:57 AM » |
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You do, and my finishing move is to do a kickflip and press a tazer to the base of your brain. ZZZT!
I wish for a sammich maker.
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« Reply #7421 on: August 03, 2010, 11:18:25 AM » |
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You get a personal servant who makes sammiches. But they only make cheese and pickle sandwiches... And you DIE.
... Or at least have bad breath.
I wish I had more time.
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« Reply #7422 on: August 03, 2010, 11:26:39 AM » |
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You'll ave all the time in the world....when you die!
I wish the Sci Fi channel would go back to how they were in the beggining.
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« Reply #7423 on: August 03, 2010, 11:11:46 PM » |
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They now show only Deep Space Nine reruns. WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT
I wish I knew why playing Wolfenstein bothered me so much.
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« Reply #7424 on: August 24, 2010, 08:57:52 PM » |
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It is now all you know, you can't remember the names or faces of the ones you love. I feel empty without any idea why, slowly withing into a hideous wrath of what you once where.
I wish for enough money to move here in two a half weeks.
(on that note, do any of you live in Virginia?)
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« Reply #7425 on: August 24, 2010, 09:25:02 PM » |
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The wish dealer, assuming by 'here' you mean where the wish dealer is, gives you enough money to relocate yourself to hell (Where said being is), and forces you to spend said money on moving to said location.
I wish I would use synonyms to 'said' in that context, rather than repeating said word.
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« Reply #7426 on: August 30, 2010, 11:24:57 AM » |
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Now you speak in only synonyms. That's fine until you realize that not all words have them, and you lose the ablity to for sentences.
I wish that there was a week rather then 13 hour between the time that Pel's flight come in and the wedding. That would be very helpful...
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« Reply #7427 on: October 03, 2010, 10:06:30 AM » |
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Remember the movie "Groundhog Day"? Picture that, only with a week full of things to get right instead of just a day. Enjoy.
I wish that I didn't randomly become averse to posting on the forum.
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« Reply #7428 on: October 03, 2010, 10:35:45 PM » |
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Instead you become obsessed with it. It consumes you, it possesses you- it rocks you to sleep in its arms. You become dependent upon the forum... and one day, the server goes down. It's all over for you... for us. There are no more changes, there are no more holy things. The gunshot falls upon deaf ears, and all that is left of you will be the stains on the carpet...
I wish for a less dramatic consequence!
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« Reply #7429 on: October 04, 2010, 02:13:32 AM » |
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nothing happens (not even punctuation) I wish the Navy would stop changing what part of the day Pel works.  |
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« Reply #7430 on: October 04, 2010, 10:58:33 AM » |
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They finally settle on giving him zero hours....because he's fired....for being a traitor...and....stuff?
(Sorry, I'm just not feeling funny today.)
I wish I was feeling funnier.
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« Reply #7431 on: October 04, 2010, 04:18:09 PM » |
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I poke your eye out just to make sure.
Yup. That sure felt funny...
I wish I didn't just hit myself in the eye.
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« Reply #7432 on: October 04, 2010, 06:45:28 PM » |
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Instead you just hit yourself in the nuts. Hard enough to make them bleed. Good luck having kids, there dude, way to go.
I wish my phone had more room to save texts.
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« Reply #7433 on: October 05, 2010, 11:54:22 PM » |
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now that's all it has room for. It no longer has the space to remember how to call people, or let you talk voice to voice.
I wish my room could stay clean.
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« Reply #7434 on: October 06, 2010, 01:35:46 AM » |
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Everything in your room flies out of the window, now any attempt to enter your room by living or non living matter is impossible.
I wish i could have described that corruption better.
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« Reply #7435 on: October 06, 2010, 10:22:22 AM » |
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No one reads it, so the point is moot.
I wish that Virginia had an Autumn this year...
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« Reply #7436 on: October 06, 2010, 01:22:46 PM » |
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The autumn lasts all year. At first it's nice not having winter, but in spring the trees remain bare and the farmers cannot plant for fear of the temperatures dipping, and pretty soon the area's economy is thrown off entirely.
I wish for a children's book about how it's okay to be homosexual!
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« Reply #7437 on: October 06, 2010, 02:45:58 PM » |
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It may be a children's book, but it certainly isn't suitable for them.
I wish my toe would stop creaking already.
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« Reply #7438 on: October 06, 2010, 03:38:26 PM » |
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It cracks instead... oops!
I wish for more fries, they were more delicious than I could hoped.
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« Reply #7439 on: October 06, 2010, 03:59:57 PM » |
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You have all of the fries. They are delicious. They go straight to your thighs, and only your thighs. You are incapable of motion. Good luck.
I wish that my back wasn't so sore.
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