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It's a joke.

Q. What type of owl lives in the kitchen?
A. The teatowel.

I googled that, expecting horrific sights. Instead, just a lot of owls.

Haha! My sister, father and I were at the market right, and a cute college girl with a lot of cleavage showing walked past and smiled at my sister and father. Apparently my father smiled back while making a mental note of 'Impressive', while my sister said rather loudly, 'I didn't want to see that much cleavage'! This is ironic because my sister wears a lot of tank tops that tend to give anyone taller than her a magnificent view(although it doesn't happen much because she's almost six feet). I think my sister just felt that she was more suited to pull off the 'look' than the college girl.
So, in a roundabout way, modesty. I think how big of a rack you have makes a difference about how trashy you can look. If I wear my sister's tops hardly anybody gives me a glance, but if she wears mine everyone's shouting things out their car windows.

But we didn't have any!

Maybe next time I'll use an owl of the Teat variety.

Okay... well, next time, we'll just use a corkscrew, yeah?

That is true.

Butts are a bit hit & miss for me. Boobs are a surefire win unless it look like you've just taped tennis balls/footballs (soccer)/basketballs/beach balls/pluto to your chest, then it just looks unnatural and somewhat creepy.

Just unwrapped it & had a shower.

*Headdesk*

I don't know. I notice them sometimes, there are a lot of girls at my school who have cute butts. They dress to play up that feature so it seems only charitable to oblige them by noticing.