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This is a place where you post things that just make no sense in the world. Here's how you do it: Why, oh, why does plastic wrap stick to nothing but itself? Why, oh, why is "Dyslexic" so hard to spell? Have fun with it and don't take it very seriously!  |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Pets: Otter, Dragon
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20 Spiderman Comic Books
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Silfedac
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 11:59:26 PM » |
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Why, oh, why do "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing?
Why, oh, why does "lisp" have an "s" in it?
Why, oh, why isn't "onomatopoeia" spelled the way it sounds?
Why, oh, why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 02:34:21 AM » |
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Why, oh, why are the best love songs written by guy men?
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Crazy Artist
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 06:43:34 AM » |
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Why, oh why is the word for fear of large words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia??
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"Ooh! I'm having one of those things again!! A headache with pictures!!!
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 08:44:08 AM » |
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Why, oh why do bugbites itch more the more you scratch them?
Why, oh why do you never find something until you're looking for something else?
Variation: Why, oh why do you never find something until you buy a replacement for it?
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Jimbob!
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 09:23:38 PM » |
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why, oh why do you never appreicate something till its gone?
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Stay Beautiful
"Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a museum full of wax robots, or does that confuse you?"
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DomanickX
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2007, 11:37:32 PM » |
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why oh why does the bleeding not stop?
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2007, 11:52:24 PM » |
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But that does make sense. It's cause you slurp.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2007, 12:01:16 AM » |
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wait what? Are you in the right thread?
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 12:17:56 AM » |
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...You know, I'm not sure.
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Orangey
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 07:28:08 AM » |
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Why, oh why, isn't there a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Why, oh why, don't airplane seats have parachutes under them instead of floatation devices?
Why, oh why, isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
Why, oh why, do they call it a building instead of a built?
Why, oh why, is verb a noun?
Why, oh why, do we call it after dark when it's really after light?
Why, oh why, does etymology etymologically mean the study of truth when it's mostly all guesswork?
Sorry about the last one, but that one always bothered me.
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-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 10:02:47 AM » |
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Why, Oh Why do your keys always end up at the bottom of your bag/pocket when your trying to get the door open in the rain?
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Stay Beautiful
"Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a museum full of wax robots, or does that confuse you?"
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2007, 10:46:49 AM » |
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Why, oh, why does my little Saturn do more off-road driving then most trucks, SUVs, hummers, or jeaps?
Why, oh, why do animals running acoss the road insist on running back the way they came when they see a car, even if they are almost to the other side and are infact running into danger?
Why, oh, why do we fead our carnivoric pets (cats and dogs) mostly carbohidrates?
Why, oh, why do most of the "hicks" at school really live in town, while a nerd like me lives out of town?
this isn't a 'why', but flutests are magic. I can play stringed, single read instuments and even make brass and drums make a soud at least, but Flutes? I could blow over that little hole for hours and not even get an off-pitch wissle!
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Jimbob!
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2007, 05:43:23 PM » |
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Why, Oh Why do penny chews now cost between 5 and 10p?
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Stay Beautiful
"Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a museum full of wax robots, or does that confuse you?"
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Orangey
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2007, 05:45:21 PM » |
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What's a penny chew?
I mean, why, oh why, haven't you told me yet what a penny chew is?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2007, 05:52:25 PM » |
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a small sweet that by its name should cost one pence of british legal tender. but nowerdays doesnt. hence my statement
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Stay Beautiful
"Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a museum full of wax robots, or does that confuse you?"
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2007, 06:02:46 PM » |
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JuneLovesSpriters says:
Why, oh, why do hang nails have to do with your cuticle rather than your nail?
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 10:45:57 PM » |
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Why, oh, why do you always end up hating those you should love, mostly exstended family.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Orangey
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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 10:47:58 PM » |
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Because your family is so hate-able?
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 10:54:31 PM » |
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I just don't get alone with them, that's all. I'm sorta the black sheep. I guess it's becuase I use my brain.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2007, 09:30:09 PM » |
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Nah, this one aint even worth the risk...
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 09:30:36 PM » |
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move along, move along...
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 12:06:05 AM » |
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Hey, Green, you're a Knight of the Book of Biff. Act like one. I know what you put there before, and covering it up doesn't make you look any better. *waves finger scornfully*
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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DomanickX
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 03:06:18 PM » |
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 Carefull the dark night is watching |
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 06:27:48 PM » |
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It was for the purpose of shock value. I suppose the 10 "jk's" following didn't communicate that. Honestly, folks...
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Orangey
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« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2007, 06:31:52 PM » |
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Still, some things go to far. And you can't tell us you didn't realize that, or you wouldn't have changed them before you were chastised.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2007, 06:35:37 PM » |
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Yes, see I noticed and removed it. Why are you stirring things up? Please, if you have a bone to pick with me, do it in a private message. Let's keep the public air free of stupid squabbles...
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« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2007, 06:41:35 PM » |
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In the meantime, I'll be wearing my trusty anti-flame suit...
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Orangey
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« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2007, 06:46:18 PM » |
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I am not 'stirring anything up. If you'll notice, King and Dom responded to what you did, you defended yourself, and I responded to that. There's no need for that long-suffering tone of text. Since our argument, you're being overly defensive. And you told me I was having trouble letting go.
As to the suit, the hilarity. Please don't double post, even in the chatroom. It takes up un-necessary space and just plain looks bad. You of all people should know how to edit a post.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Silfedac
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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2007, 06:50:22 PM » |
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What did he post? I only saw the edited version.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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