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« Reply #510 on: November 26, 2007, 08:59:26 PM »

Get repeatedly stabbed by an octogenarian, and...
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« Reply #511 on: November 26, 2007, 09:06:46 PM »

Just sort of stand there, since you're a skeleton and all. She...
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I don't want the world, I just want your half.
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« Reply #512 on: November 26, 2007, 09:07:56 PM »

Gets aggravated and steals your skull. You...
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« Reply #513 on: November 26, 2007, 09:50:21 PM »

Say "HEY, THAT'S MINE! GIVE IT BACK!"
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« Reply #514 on: November 26, 2007, 09:51:20 PM »

"Never, sonny! You'll never touch little miss Spears!"

She punts your skull.
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« Reply #515 on: November 26, 2007, 09:56:03 PM »

You magic it back to you and...
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« Reply #516 on: November 26, 2007, 09:57:18 PM »

yell "ENOUGH OF THIS!".
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« Reply #517 on: November 26, 2007, 10:13:35 PM »

You grab your scythe and...
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« Reply #518 on: November 28, 2007, 02:05:50 PM »

Summon a cheezbergur with it...
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« Reply #519 on: November 28, 2007, 04:22:58 PM »

You give it to Miss Stump. "HERE. NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"
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« Reply #520 on: December 12, 2007, 10:27:32 PM »

She leaves and you magic your skin while saying...
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« Reply #521 on: December 13, 2007, 05:16:45 PM »

"O VALDE SENIOR BARATHRUM TRIBUO MIHI VIRES NECO IS PUELLA...O VALDE SENIOR BARATHRUM TRIBUO MIHI VIRES NECO IS PUELLA..."

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After doing this, you run up to JLS and punch her repeatedly in her pregnant belly, and then...
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« Reply #522 on: December 22, 2007, 10:15:12 PM »

She spews blood and fetus all over you. The small, unformed hands grab at you and seem to have the strength of bear traps.
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« Reply #523 on: December 22, 2007, 10:45:01 PM »

You roll a twenty-sided die to break free. You roll a...
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« Reply #524 on: December 22, 2007, 11:06:42 PM »

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« Reply #525 on: December 23, 2007, 12:02:49 AM »

And say...
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