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« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2007, 07:24:39 PM » |
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Then you go and devour Kentan
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« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2007, 07:40:58 PM » |
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Immediately you feel the onset of heart burn.
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Are you sure it's supposed to do that? Because I'm pretty sure metal shouldn't be fuzzy...
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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2007, 11:27:20 PM » |
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Then you tell yourself,NO! I will not let this thread die!!!
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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2007, 12:18:16 AM » |
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The heartburn invellups your body, increasing in intenisity untill your eyes water and your mind clouds.
The white smoke diminishes and you start to see siloets against a bright light.
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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2007, 12:25:22 AM » |
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They call to you, offering cookies. You are tempted, and start heading towards the light. Suddenly, you hear the sound of...
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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2007, 12:30:03 AM » |
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a truck backing up. You open your eyes to your bedroom, the wall agasent to the streat colapsing.
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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2007, 01:11:03 AM » |
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And that is when you fully realize the fact that you are stuck in a false exsistance
So you go to the abandon warehouse and find people in black
You notice that one has long silver hair
the one sitting down offers you two pills. he says
Eat the Orangey pill and you will return to that wich is hell
But if you eat the purple pill and you will find the truth
You take the purple pill and swallow
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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2007, 02:05:42 AM » |
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Curiously, it tastes like cherry. But you hate artificial cherry flavoring!?
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Are you sure it's supposed to do that? Because I'm pretty sure metal shouldn't be fuzzy...
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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2007, 08:31:52 AM » |
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They then cover you in liquid metal, and you're finding it very hard to breathe...
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2007, 10:09:16 AM » |
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And you fall deep into the earths crust and find yourself In a hollow dome
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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2007, 12:19:25 PM » |
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and there is a guy that says " welcome to the dome of DOOM!!!"
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2007, 01:27:58 PM » |
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For some reason, everyone in the dome's audience appears to be a cat.
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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2007, 01:39:55 PM » |
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And you turns into a dog and kill them all
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2007, 02:14:19 PM » |
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And then you wake up in your bed and say "dang, just when it was getting good"...
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« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2007, 02:15:05 PM » |
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And then you wake up again, and say "what the hell?"
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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2007, 02:56:13 PM » |
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Then you wake up AGAIN and say "stop, godammit!" and EVERYTHING stops...
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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2007, 07:08:57 PM » |
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While everything is stopped, you go out in search of anything that isn't stopped, so you can find out who keeps restarting your day...
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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2007, 07:10:28 PM » |
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and you finds out that it was the infection on you toe all the time
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2007, 07:15:12 PM » |
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so you hack it off with a cheese knife and soak it in vingear...
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« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2007, 07:16:32 PM » |
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thus creating the pickeld toe!
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« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2007, 07:19:26 PM » |
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which you end up eating by mistake when hideously drunk
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« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2007, 07:20:15 PM » |
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and then you never have to sleep again
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« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2007, 07:22:04 PM » |
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Later, while online, you see a video of the recent events with your friends laughing in the background.
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« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2007, 07:23:17 PM » |
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Then you become enraged And summon A giant wave that decimates All around
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« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2007, 07:24:04 PM » |
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but all this causes is Otto to appear and cry "surf's up!"
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2007, 08:51:30 PM » |
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And everyone wonders "Who the heck is Otto?"...
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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2007, 10:07:01 PM » |
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Your friends lagh at you some more for watching cartoons, and you take revenge on them by posting embarassing movies of them.
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2007, 10:15:02 PM » |
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And then you wake up in bed, look around, and yell "WHAT THE FU-" when suddenly a twister comes through your house and drops you in a land where everything is technicolor and you are surrounde by ugly midgets who start singing and dancing for some reason...
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« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2007, 10:24:44 PM » |
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They tell you to go see the Wizard, and you use this as an excuse to leave ASAP. Unfortunately, you never watched the movie so you didn't know to grab the ruby slippers...
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« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2007, 10:44:38 PM » |
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Then you go on a wacky adventure to the wizard's house, and he tells you that all you need to do to go home is perform the music to Swan Lake and The Nutcracker Suite at the same time on duel oboes while going through a decathalon facing backwards and eating twenty pounds of baked beans and biscuits.
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