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« on: August 12, 2007, 12:03:13 AM »

I love to do these! Lemme tell u how it's done: I think up a short part of a story and then you continue it as you see fit! Lemme start off!
You wake up in your room and you look around, you go to the kitchen for some pie and you open the door...
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2007, 12:05:11 AM »

You find that you are out of pie, so you grab for your keys...
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 12:06:47 AM »

And you go to the store and it's filled with monsters...
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2007, 12:11:38 AM »

Not used to seeing monsters, you think back on anything you had recently that could cause hallucinations, as the monsters slowly close in on you...
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2007, 12:34:08 AM »

And you remember how weird that pie Aunt Gladys gave you two days ago tasted...
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2007, 12:39:01 AM »

Suddenly you realize that it doesn't matter whether the mosters are real or not, because thier fangs still hurt a lot...
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2007, 12:42:32 AM »

You see a tunnel with a white light at the end...
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2007, 12:44:55 AM »

But you are still being chewed on, and you wonder if you're taking the monsters with you into the afterlife...
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2007, 12:46:44 AM »

When you realize that now you are waking up, and everything was just a dream except the chewing, which was your pet grizzly...
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2007, 12:49:53 AM »

You then remember that your aunt's pie was also real, and probably caused the dream in the first place, which reminds you that you are still hungry for pie...
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2007, 12:55:20 AM »

So, beating the grizzly back with your pillow, you dash for the door.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2007, 12:56:02 AM »

When you open, the door, you see an open can of tuna on the floor...
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2007, 12:59:02 AM »

And remember that you forgot to feed your grizzly last night. Picking up the can, you head for his food dish...
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2007, 01:00:55 AM »

And notice he hasn't eaten any of it, which explains why he was gnawing on your arm...
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2007, 01:26:45 AM »

You take him to the vet, which is right next to the pie store, and you hear some familliar sounds coming from inside it...
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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2007, 01:29:41 AM »

Wow i think this thread was a good idea!
You open the door and you see Terrorists eating all the ham, see see as knife on the floor...
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2007, 01:30:42 AM »

And you stab all the ham and eat the terrorists...
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2007, 01:37:56 AM »

You get food poisoning, see another tunnel, wake up in your room, and realize that this is one of those things where you have to repeat the day until you make the right set of choices...
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2007, 01:39:27 AM »

You go outside and kill your postman
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2007, 01:39:49 AM »

And then you get a letter suing you for copywrite infringement...
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2007, 01:41:21 AM »

u reply why do i have infrigement
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2007, 01:43:39 AM »

You wait for a response, but none comes, and you starve to death waiting. You wake up again...
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2007, 01:47:32 AM »

You go to the computer and you realize you are Liquid Snake, and you have a ridiculous accent (Britich tba)
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2007, 02:02:15 AM »

You go around annoying people with your funky british accent...
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2007, 02:28:38 AM »

You get a Giant Robot
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2007, 02:48:13 AM »

And rename yourself Ricky Ricotta...
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2007, 12:15:10 PM »

And then you go on a mindless rampage...
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2007, 02:27:20 PM »

But then the cops arrest you and disassemble your robot.
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2007, 05:11:08 PM »

But then the robot goes on a rampage screaming  "NO DISASEMBLE!  NO DISASEMBLE!!"
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2007, 05:23:12 PM »

You then see me walking by and asking "Is that from Johnny Five?"
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