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« Reply #210 on: May 15, 2008, 02:30:53 PM »

www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-saw-a-jolly-hunter/

One of my favourite poems.
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« Reply #211 on: May 15, 2008, 02:32:08 PM »

Thats rather good actually
Probably now one of the only poems i like
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« Reply #212 on: May 15, 2008, 02:35:49 PM »

Look up Spike Milligan.

His poems are absolute nonsense, but are brilliant.

That is, if you're into nonsense rhymes.
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« Reply #213 on: May 15, 2008, 02:47:47 PM »

i like stuff like that
the funny ones
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« Reply #214 on: May 15, 2008, 02:58:03 PM »

I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word. He wrote Puccoon too, although thats not a poem. It's also great.
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« Reply #215 on: May 15, 2008, 03:16:10 PM »

ahha nice
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« Reply #216 on: May 17, 2008, 07:02:42 AM »

How limericks should go:


There was once a man from Japan
Who sat, on, a pan.
He burnt his bottom
The next line I've forgotten,
And that is the story of that man.
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« Reply #217 on: May 17, 2008, 02:51:16 PM »

ARRGH! Why did you have to kill the meter? What did it ever do to you?
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« Reply #218 on: May 17, 2008, 06:13:42 PM »

Yeah, really! If it doesn't work, fix it! Don't just add in a bloody comma!
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« Reply #219 on: May 17, 2008, 07:14:55 PM »

It was meant to be bad. It was just one of those things when you just say the first thing that comes into your head (A few years ago).
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« Reply #220 on: May 18, 2008, 06:05:03 AM »

yikes!
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« Reply #221 on: May 20, 2008, 11:13:14 PM »

I always liked those three word stories...In fact...I think I'm gonna start that thread!
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« Reply #222 on: May 21, 2008, 09:55:14 AM »

It's like every game I know on every forum is coming together on this one!
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« Reply #223 on: May 27, 2008, 11:24:34 PM »

I just found this, and I love it!

Grey
The sky is grey, the sand is grey, and the ocean is grey.
I feel right at home in this stunning monochrome, alone in my way.
I smoke and I drink and every time I blink I have a tiny dream.
But as bad as I am I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
What kind of paradise am I looking for?
I've got everything I want and still I want more.
Maybe some tiny, shiny thing will wash up on the shore.
-Ani DiFranco,
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« Reply #224 on: May 28, 2008, 05:06:36 AM »

thats pretty cool
some reason reminds me of serj
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« Reply #225 on: May 28, 2008, 02:14:10 PM »

Tankian?
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« Reply #226 on: May 29, 2008, 01:55:51 PM »

yeah, probably because of the word sky or something
'sky is over'
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