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« on: August 01, 2007, 10:38:41 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

HIS NOODLY GREATNESS DESERVES FOLLOWERS.
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2007, 04:44:43 AM »

I cast 'Atheism' for 2d12 damage.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2007, 10:08:36 AM »

I wollop weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 10:56:27 AM »

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!!!




I'm a Pastafarian. I hath been touched by His Noodly Appendage. All hail the FSM.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2007, 11:29:54 AM »

Don't worry, Crazy, there's therapy for getting touched by noodly appendages. We'll get you the best shrink money can buy!
Well, £5.83, that is.
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2007, 03:18:13 PM »

I cast Retribution of a Christian for a instant KO!!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2007, 03:42:51 PM »

I summon lavos for immortal damage

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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2007, 03:44:42 PM »

I am KO'd straight to Pastafarian heaven. Right next to my beer volcano and stripper factory. Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2007, 03:45:57 PM »

Does anyone know who lavos is?
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2007, 03:46:57 PM »

No, but...
I just realised that YOU'VE GOT 1012 POSTS! WE'RE ALL DEAD!
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2007, 03:47:48 PM »

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Lavos is the final boss of the super nintendo game Chrono trigger
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 08:47:38 PM »

Chrono Trigger has been ported over to the PS1 via the Final Fantasy Anthology... in case anyone cares.

Mmmm, pasta. Isn't it sort of disturbing to think that, one day, your God may not be so much be smote, as be eaten?
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2007, 08:53:46 PM »

Of course not.  For one cannot eat the FSM.  His noodliness is too great.
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2007, 09:14:06 PM »

So just what kind of Noodle is the FSM, anyway? Wheat? Buckwheat? Flour? Egg? Eh?
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2007, 09:25:33 PM »

No one knows.
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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 09:28:01 PM »

I guess it's made of some unknown substance... With meatballs made of all creation?
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 09:37:16 PM »

Sounds about right.  Nectar and Ambrosia anyone?
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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 01:30:03 AM »

Can you put some tomato sauce on my deity?
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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 02:04:06 AM »

Chrono Trigger has been ported over to the PS1 via the Final Fantasy Anthology... in case anyone cares.
Actually, FF Anthology just has FF5 & 6, not Chrono trigger. You're thinking of a different port. Chrono Trigger has got to be one of my all-time favorite games, though.

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I'd be a Pastafarian if I weren't such a dedicated atheist.
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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2007, 07:06:50 AM »

And so as to not be completely off topic...
I'd be a Pastafarian if I weren't such a dedicated atheist.
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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 07:27:55 AM »

Oh? I know I got it for the PS1 with accompanying FF games... but yea, my friend has them all borrowed, so I haven't actually seen them for a while, I don't doubt I got the label wrong if you say that. ^^;

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Auuuuugh, right, Final Fantasy Chronicles. Right. Arrrrgh. @_x; Chronicles.
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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 04:41:29 PM »

As long as everyone's off topic, I found the best thing EVER!

It's this: http://www.leekspin.com/
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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 04:57:09 PM »

Leekspin is still doing the rounds? Blimey!
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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2007, 07:41:12 PM »

LOL! I have so many music videos with that song... I sing that song around work all the time, too, LOL. Cheesy
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« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2007, 07:42:52 PM »

My friend started playing a sped-up version of it in the middle of class one time. The teacher looked as though she didn't know whether to laugh or shout Tongue
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« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2007, 07:48:54 PM »

I have a music video thing of it with the full song, but I forget where the link is... I suppose I'll post it if I can relocate it in my site history. ._.?

In the meantime, here's another modernized version by Holly Dolly over YouTube.
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« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2007, 07:52:37 PM »

You know you've been around the internet and back when you see a hippo in pink, singing the Leekspin song and doing some weird amalgamation of seriously outdated dance moves..
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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2007, 07:56:17 PM »

But isn't that black sheep with an afro fun?  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2007, 07:56:57 PM »

To the max Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2007, 02:19:26 AM »

When is an afro-fied black sheep NOT fun?
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