SUDDY has a big name
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« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2007, 10:37:05 PM » |
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Hoooowww... Can I still seeee the light...
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Swords Rock!
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« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2007, 08:05:35 PM » |
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Que?
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SUDDY has a big name
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« Reply #92 on: September 28, 2007, 03:48:46 AM » |
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Don't worry about it.  As usual, in todays comic, Biff finds something suicidal to do. Someday, Biff may learn.. get smart.../EDIT Someday. But I guess we wouldn't have much of a comic to read everyday, huh? |
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Swords Rock!
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« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2007, 09:42:23 AM » |
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Better words have never been said
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Silfedac
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« Reply #94 on: September 28, 2007, 10:22:43 PM » |
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Truer words were never spoken.
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« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2007, 10:39:00 PM » |
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All that I am you seek to perfect?
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Silfedac
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« Reply #96 on: September 28, 2007, 10:48:46 PM » |
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...yes.
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« Reply #97 on: September 28, 2007, 10:53:53 PM » |
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you are the wrong then
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« Reply #98 on: October 01, 2007, 08:13:02 PM » |
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Vacuum saws!
This is going to be an interesting one to ReBiff.
"Maybe power tools aren't always the solution."
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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« Reply #99 on: October 02, 2007, 07:27:31 PM » |
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Speaking of infomercials, I once saw a Thai infomercial for bed-like workout machine that, when someone cranked it, pulled on your arms one way and legs the other so that it stretched and stretched you. It was supposed to make you taller. Go figure...
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« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2007, 09:40:51 AM » |
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My step father is an artist and if biff were to sell His paintings..He might have some competition
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Silfedac
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« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2007, 01:13:45 PM » |
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@ Green: I don't think that was an infomercial, I think it was a history channel special on medieval torture devices.
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SSBMPichu
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« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2007, 04:35:46 PM » |
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It’s cool what you can do when you know when the satellite is coming. The Firefox crop circle is one of my favorites. What would you do in your yard or neighborhood if you knew when the next time the camera is going to be over your head? I'd probably be like Biff, wearing something fancy. Perhaps even holding a sign that says something. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2007, 05:31:13 PM » |
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Make an SOS signal out of rocks... Maybe even propose to somebody, albeit in an extremely corny manner.
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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« Reply #104 on: October 06, 2007, 06:23:40 PM » |
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I would throw things* at it.
*e.g. pointy sticks and rocks.
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« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2007, 09:33:11 PM » |
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They never let me play in any halfling games, like throw the rock, or throw the stick, or throw the rock and then the stick shortly thereafter.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Silfedac
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« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2007, 09:56:23 PM » |
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Ahh, OOTS. So awesome. So misunderstood.
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« Reply #107 on: October 08, 2007, 12:08:32 AM » |
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I imagine Biff doesn't like birds that much anymore.
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Orangey
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« Reply #108 on: October 08, 2007, 12:10:40 AM » |
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I expect that encounter left a bad taste in his mouth...
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Ðefiance
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« Reply #109 on: October 08, 2007, 10:38:30 AM » |
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Bird poop is like
Smaller than horse poop i'd imagine. It'd slurp if you were yawning next to an elephant's ass, and he decided to have diahrea and it splooged all over your faec.
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Siggies are for lδsers
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« Reply #110 on: October 08, 2007, 11:23:27 AM » |
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O.O
Umm... I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.
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« Reply #111 on: October 08, 2007, 03:01:41 PM » |
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That reminds me of one of the most twistedly humorous tragedies I have ever heard.
An elephant trainer was taking care of his elephant, when it got blocked up. He gave it a pound or two of laxatives, but nothing happened. So he gave a few bushels of some roughage and prunes and the like, but still nothing. Well, he decided that he would inject some oil up on in there to help facilitate things. he got around behind the elephant when WHAM. the elephant has diarrhea so forcefully, he is knocked to the ground and loses consciousness. He then drowned.
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« Reply #112 on: October 08, 2007, 05:09:24 PM » |
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wooo! i'm just in time for the poo talk! Chris and I saw a hippo at the zoo spraying it's poo all over the wall behind him and spreading it around like paint with it's tail.  |
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« Reply #113 on: October 08, 2007, 05:13:20 PM » |
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I saw a zebra kick it's own poo at a kid that was sticking his tongue out.
It missed, but I was laughing nonetheless.
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« Reply #114 on: October 08, 2007, 08:13:56 PM » |
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Well Silf, i've heard all that before, but it was an urban legend. Sorry.
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #115 on: October 08, 2007, 08:29:30 PM » |
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Darn
*sells zoo ticket that was going to cousin*
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« Reply #116 on: October 08, 2007, 08:47:06 PM » |
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CATS ARE NICE
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« Reply #117 on: October 08, 2007, 09:06:49 PM » |
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Is true.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #118 on: October 09, 2007, 05:16:49 AM » |
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Three cats are somewhat less nice, espescially if you have to clean their litter box. By-ut they're just so durn cute!
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Orangey
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« Reply #119 on: October 09, 2007, 11:49:48 AM » |
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That's why you train them to do that outside. Litterboxes are messy, and for chumps.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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