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« on: May 29, 2007, 10:29:11 AM »

Clearly this is a question that needs to be asked for the betterment of humankind.

I would ride a bomb as it dropped out of plane and then I'd go around eating glass...oh, and I'd insult Mr. T to his FACE. HA!

Because I COULD.

Betterment may or may not be a real word.

So what would you do?
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 10:35:38 AM »

I'd probably spend a few days doing nothing but taking the elevator up to the very top of a tall building and then jumping off. 
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 02:57:04 PM »

Skydiving without a parachute.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 04:07:48 PM »

You know, just because you're indestructable, doesn't mean you don't feel pain...

Either way, I would go jump infront of trucks and then sue the people for hitting me.

Either that or go hangliding (I hope I spelled that right)...
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 04:53:21 PM »

If I was indestructable, I'd join the army.
I bet substitute teachers are indestructable, some of them just keep teaching...
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 04:56:44 PM »

Well they get payed for it, so there's not really any problem. Plus, there's more stressful jobs, so yeah...

I've noticed alot of people posting about free falling...I wonder why?

Oooh, I forgot to say I would probably become a Pyromaniac.
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 05:04:35 PM »

Its just that heights scare a lot of people, and freefallin from high in the sky is an almost instant death.
Also, it would be so much simpler if an indestructable person joined the army. It would literally become a 1 man army.
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 07:20:30 PM »

Hmmm...but what would happen if they captured them as a POW, and tourtured them? Then they would never be tortured to death  Undecided

Either way, I could just keep listing things of what I would do, but that would take up a page, so I'll say this.

I would make a webcomic of myself, and call it, The Tome of Saint.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 07:46:33 PM »

I would act like sephiroth And go around killing The bad men (and whom ever I please)...(like bill gates Dang...Dang...WHITE PERSON!) Yeah thats good
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 07:25:36 AM »

I would act like sephiroth And go around killing The bad men (and whom ever I please)...(like bill gates Dang...Dang...WHITE PERSON!) Yeah thats good

First you would need one of them 5000 foot swords...

I'm pretty sure you can get those off Ebay...
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 09:10:33 AM »

Biff seems akin to the Tick.  Neigh Indestrctable.  When the giant T-rex chews on him, it hurts like crazy but don't do any actual damage.

That said, pain is fleeting so I'd prolly begin a career as a daredevil, Super Dave style.

Little ethnic sidekick and all.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 09:53:27 AM »

Definitely a career in vigilante justice.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 09:59:36 AM »

I would act like sephiroth And go around killing The bad men (and whom ever I please)...(like bill gates Dang...Dang...WHITE PERSON!) Yeah thats good

First you would need one of them 5000 foot swords...

I'm pretty sure you can get those off Ebay...

I could buy one.....
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 02:04:06 PM »

I would grow biff eyebrows, then set them on fire and walk around saying "Hi" to random people just to see their response to a guy with flaming eyebrows. Then I would start walking in front of cars and suing them for emotional damage. THEN I would go into some secret branch of the military that would send me on suicide missions, BUT, I would come back because I would be an indestructable Biff.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 02:19:54 PM »

I'd probably be a wrestler and make it real, or maybe swim in lava Huh

I dunno really too much choice, But my head off and walk around town saying "BOO!"

Um........ the list made of razorblades goes on. oh yeah id set fire to myself in a chicken suit
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2007, 02:23:55 PM »

I like the swimming in lava Idea, I would probably also eat glass as someone else posted, I would go jump off some cliffs, or realy big buildings after betting my friends I wouldn't die from the fall or impact. There are too many things an indistructatble Biff could do... I can't list all of them, though they may be listed by others.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 03:27:45 PM »

I like the swimming in lava Idea, I would probably also eat glass as someone else posted, I would go jump off some cliffs, or realy big buildings after betting my friends I wouldn't die from the fall or impact. There are too many things an indistructatble Biff could do... I can't list all of them, though they may be listed by others.

Heh, Family Guy reference.

Yeah, there all alot of things that we would be able to do, like juggle flaming chainsaws.
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 07:09:24 PM »

I would swallow all of the toxic waste in the world to make it a better place
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2007, 07:30:43 PM »

I would swallow all of the toxic waste in the world to make it a better place


That would take awhile!
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2007, 07:39:20 PM »

I would swallow all of the toxic waste in the world to make it a better place


That would take awhile!
maybe...I think I would explore the deepest waters And the furthest reaches of space
I would neet no oxygen and I could handle the water pressure
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2007, 03:20:24 AM »

Ill help you domanick!

EAting the waste that is (though im sure it wont taste nice)
And id see what it is like inside a volcano!
Also I'd get bored travelling all the way down mariners reef, it'd take forever!
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2007, 06:00:33 AM »

I'd drink 6 litres of Diet Coke, swallow a whole pack of Mentos, point my face at the ground, and fly to the moon.
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2007, 07:08:33 AM »

Why stop at the moon Cheesy I'd go to mars, cos I could!
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2007, 07:13:18 AM »

I'd drink 6 litres of Diet Coke, swallow a whole pack of Mentos, point my face at the ground, and fly to the moon.

Awesome.
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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2007, 08:14:35 AM »

Hmm..........

What else could I do......?

Dance around naked in public! (Not a popular choice hehe)

Kill every single celebrity who is less than Size one. and shout " WE TOLD YOU IT WAS BAD FOR YOU!"

Prison is no match for me!
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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2007, 09:53:23 AM »

Hmm..........

What else could I do......?

Dance around naked in public! (Not a popular choice hehe)

Kill every single celebrity who is less than Size one. and shout " WE TOLD YOU IT WAS BAD FOR YOU!"

Prison is no match for me!


What if you get life?
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2007, 12:25:55 PM »

I would go on some hardcore-christians and hardcoremuslims nerves.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2007, 12:57:43 PM »

I would go on some hardcore-christians and hardcoremuslims nerves.
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2007, 01:31:22 PM »

Life sentence Bah, get good behaviour, to get a radio. And use salsa tog et out of prison, only take about ten days! (true fact)
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2007, 01:32:10 PM »

Life sentence Bah, get good behaviour, to get a radio. And use salsa tog et out of prison, only take about ten days! (true fact)

lol mythbusters refrence
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