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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 03:36:01 PM » |
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Awesome! Biff is a robot?
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 02:12:01 PM » |
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No, half of Him is a robot. The other half is cheese I think.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 06:48:14 PM » |
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Awesome.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 09:13:22 PM » |
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Spaghetti.
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 10:19:44 AM » |
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Are the two halves independent of each other with measures to ensure there is no cross-contamination, or does the machine half accomodate for any spaghetti that crosses over? Or does Biff just break down? Oh who am I kidding, Biff wouldn't break down. If anything, there'd be a system to ensure he performs better in that situation.
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 02:35:45 PM » |
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Are the two halves independent of each other with measures to ensure there is no cross-contamination, or does the machine half accomodate for any spaghetti that crosses over? Or does Biff just break down? Oh who am I kidding, Biff wouldn't break down. If anything, there'd be a system to ensure He performs better in that situation.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2010, 04:22:56 PM » |
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You're confusing Biff and Toastersnake again.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2010, 10:56:57 PM » |
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Is... is that heresy? I'm not too clear on the cult that we've got going. Any way, I invoke the code of Hammurabi.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 01:48:35 PM » |
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You're confusing Biff and Toastersnake again.
Oh, right we're supposed to refer to Biff as HIM not Him or him. Wait, that is right isn't it? Dammit I forget. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 05:05:53 PM » |
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that looks realy awesome. and I will let any heresy that happened here slip, because I'm quite drunk and don't know where I put my dungeon of extreme pain and suffering right now.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 11:19:44 AM » |
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oh man, we've reached the point in religion where the original text no longer contains words of wisdom for every situation that pops up. Time for a prophet.
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 02:45:09 PM » |
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Step 1: Have a god.
Step 2: The original text no longer contains words of wisdom for every situation that pops up.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Prophet!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 04:22:14 PM » |
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Well of course plausible situations aren't going to be addressed in the original text. Toastersnakeism prefers to focus on such things as hijacked houses and underwater motorcycles.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 11:52:19 AM » |
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What about the philosophical meanings of Spaghetti?
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 02:35:17 PM » |
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Step 1: Have a god.
Step 2: The original text no longer contains words of wisdom for every situation that pops up.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Prophet!
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 02:58:03 PM » |
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What about meatballs?
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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2010, 01:48:03 AM » |
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Very super cool. Meister will want that for sure.  |
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2010, 04:04:56 PM » |
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(insert thumbs up emoticon here)
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« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2010, 12:47:57 PM » |
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Step 3 is mass chaos and confusion among the followers, possibly with some ritual killings and lynchings.
Or, it could mean the return of Disco. |
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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2010, 04:00:35 PM » |
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I had to watch that video twice: the first time I was distracted by how soothing that voiceover is.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2010, 06:38:21 PM » |
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So magical
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2010, 10:42:05 PM » |
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Truly epic.
Pel says: zzzzzzz
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Sleeping Orangey painting
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« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2010, 05:53:30 AM » |
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happy selling!
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Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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