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« on: May 31, 2010, 09:32:31 PM »

Think Mystery Men (1999) on this one.

1: The ability to turn invisible when nobodys looking.
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 10:32:43 PM »

OH man is this ALL superpowers that are pretty much useless? or can we post other ones to?
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 06:30:18 AM »

2: The ability to teleport, so long as it's to a distance of 1cm from your current position.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 08:15:00 AM »

3: The ability to travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 08:37:45 AM »

4. Aqua-man
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 12:36:39 PM »

3: The ability to travel through time at a rate of 1 second per second.
That was going to be my next one!

5: The ability to die on will.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 12:49:12 PM »

6: The ability to ejaculate whenever you see a woman.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 04:23:17 PM »

OH man is this ALL superpowers that are pretty much useless? or can we post other ones to?
Go nuts! tbh, it doesnt really matter which ones you post, I just like this thread for lolz C:

7: The ability to burn the color fuchsia.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 05:45:35 PM »

8: the ability to moisten aquatic regions.
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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2010, 02:32:36 AM »

Some others from the movie mystery men!

9: the ability to snap guns in half
10: the ability to fart when someone pulls your finger
11: the ability to get really angry

I don't even have words to describe the others. some guy throws silverware and the other hits people with shovels.
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2010, 04:40:23 AM »

9 could be quite useful.

12: The ability to throw silverware.
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2010, 08:40:00 AM »

As could 12 if you can do it really well.

13. The ability to breathe oxygen
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2010, 10:57:00 AM »

14: The ability to convert electrical signals inside your body into chemical signals, then back into electrical signals.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2010, 12:21:37 PM »

15: The ability to fly...

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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2010, 12:53:25 PM »

Here are some from real comics:
16: the ability to talk to insects (Ant-Man and Spider-man at one point)
17: the power to explode your body, though you don't die (Nitro, Damage)
18: Ability to replace one's limbs or other body parts with those of another. (Terror)
19: Ability to consume any sort of matter without any ill effects on the user. (Matter-Eater Lad)
20: Ability to animate and lengthen one's hair (Medusa, Spider-Girl, though I don't remember spider girl having that power)
21: awareness of the fourth wall between the characters and the artist or audience (Deadpool)
22: Ability to control, generate or absorb light particles (Northstar; Doctor Light; Angelus)
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2010, 02:18:19 PM »

What about Jubilee?
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2010, 04:07:12 PM »

Those are just ones that I found or new about.
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2010, 06:40:56 PM »

23: The ability to emit high frequency pitches that ordinary humans are unable to hear.
24: The ability to detect any sandwich shop within a five mile radius of oneself.
25: The ability to stuff sausages with any material whatsoever.
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2010, 08:07:04 PM »

26: The ability to vomit rainbows.

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27: Invisibility for half of your body.

28: Super strength as long as you don't lift anything too heavy.

29: The power of flight while assuming an awkward position.
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« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2010, 11:37:10 AM »

Oh you, Buttersafe. Really, the flight one isn't that bad, the position could have been more awkward/painful.
Painfully awkward.
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« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2010, 12:22:35 AM »

30: Invisibility cream that only works skin-deep.
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« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2010, 07:51:57 AM »

Eww...
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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2010, 01:21:33 PM »

Hah! Surgery. Anyway I think 21 is quite funny. I love deadpool :F.

Also, 24 probably has an app for that ><

31: Being able to turn soda cans into different soda cans! (pepsi to sprite etc.)
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2010, 09:27:12 PM »

That would be the most handy power! You know how often I would use that power!
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« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2010, 01:11:14 AM »

Definitely. Just think of all the discontinued soda you could get. And you'd be the life of the party when all that's left is the stuff nobody drinks.
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2010, 09:00:39 AM »

Like that grape Mountain Dew that no one ever seems to remember!
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32. The ability to produce that grape Mountain Dew that no one remembers from your armpits.
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2010, 07:18:01 PM »

Not the soda. Just the cans.
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2010, 09:47:01 PM »

Well, in that case you could change the can you like into the kind nobody likes, and you'll get the whole case of it to yourself. Plus, pranks galore. Possibly money, too, if you change it to a rare/discontinued soda and sell it to a collector (Just hope he only collects, and not drinks).
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