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« on: December 03, 2009, 05:35:24 PM »

Hey guys!
Yeah, I know, long time, no see.

Anydoodles, I am feeling holidayish right now because I have not been forced to listen to Christmas music in a few days.

So, what are everybody's plans for the holidays? Things you hope to receive in the orgy of commercialism?

Favorite holiday-specific form of booze?
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 05:51:13 PM »

Stay home, hang with friends, eat ham.

Various games.

Eggnog.
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 09:53:50 PM »

Stay home, hang with friends, eat them.

Various games.

Eggnog.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 09:54:53 PM »

Stay home, hang with friends, eat them.
Cannibalism or oral sex?
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 09:55:35 PM »

Eggnog is great, just not in great quantities.

We are not decorating too much this year, and we will probably not get a large tree. (we will use our mini tree and set it on the table)

Having a new puppy is loats of fun.



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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 09:56:31 PM »

Now why would I want to have oral sex with my friends?
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 09:58:40 PM »

Probably because they have nice genitals.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 10:01:56 PM »

That may be true, but they have better barbecue sauce.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 10:07:51 PM »

Eggnog is great, just not in great quantities.
OH MAN I CONSUME EGGNOG IN SUCH MASS QUANTITIES GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 11:06:27 PM »

Never had it.
I fear it's too late for Christmas for us. We're so poor we can't really afford to get everybody the amount of stuff we usually do, we haven't even got a tree, and I've been so tired from excess schoolwork I haven't been able to attend church. Mostly I'm just playing vast amount of Christmas carols on my cello.
Most of my siblings are apparently too mature for Christmas(but not for acting their age?), and my parents are too depressed/overwhelmed to appreciate it. I am hoping I will be able to get everybody into the spirit this weekend. I will make cookies and I will force everyone to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, if I can get it recorded. Now to find the time...
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 12:04:01 AM »

Go cut the top off of a tree and have a mini-tree in your room! YOU SHALL DEFEAT NON-HOLIDAY SPIRIT. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 03:12:16 AM »

bake stuff and then eat it. and a giant christmas smorgosbord.
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 03:51:34 AM »

I'm gonna be hanging out with the bands I'm playing live with in a few weeks.

I managed to somehow fix it so I get to see the various parts of my family the week before and the week after Christmas.

As for presents, one of my friends is getting me a pink laptop.

I also got him an expensive present that brings his sexuality into question.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 05:31:31 AM »

A man-whore?
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 08:22:00 AM »

Various games, eggnog, throwing snowballs at cars and Red Rider BB guns. Grin
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 04:14:23 PM »

A man-whore?

Goddamn, I wish I thought of that.

Nah he got me the hot pink laptop so I got him the Hot pink guitar.
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 06:48:19 PM »

...hot.
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2009, 08:48:06 PM »

...hot.
I also agree with this statement of general temperature value.
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2009, 10:19:09 PM »

Eggnog.
I also enjoy Eggnog this time of year.
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 10:39:07 AM »

MAN EGGNOG IS AWESOME. GUYS I DON'T THINK YOU COMPREHEND HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT EGGNOG.
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »

Thank you Chris for preventing that conversation from spiralling out of control.
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2009, 12:50:52 AM »

I got the Christmas tree all put together and stuff today, and then I totes wrapped some gifts already purchased!
I'll get the shiny junk put on the tree pretty soon, and I hung the 'Merry Christmas' sign on the door and paperclipped the stockings to the fireplace grate.
I've been Christmas shopping all weekend!
Man Christmas is awesome.
My brother is going to LOVE his gift.
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2009, 08:35:47 AM »

New thing I will be trying this year, Bacon Eggnog, Also Known As.......Baconogg.
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2009, 08:39:24 PM »

Don't do it, Lich King! You're toying with forces beyond your understanding!
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2009, 09:54:29 PM »

We got the boxes out of the attic the other day.
We have some of the snowflakes up in the window.
We aren't getting a tree this year, what with the new puppy and all.
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2009, 09:57:18 PM »

The lights look really nice on the tree.
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2009, 10:06:24 PM »

I am glad christmas is getting better for you.  Smiley
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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2009, 08:33:58 AM »

Don't do it, Lich King! You're toying with forces beyond your understanding!

Man was made to toy with forces! I will do it for the good of science and my people!
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2009, 03:33:48 PM »

I did some shopping for Adopt-A-Child. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 04:13:54 PM »

My class held a Christmas Charity Disco for Cancer Research tonight.
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