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« on: October 31, 2009, 08:43:58 PM » |
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Basically, If there's anything of interest in the news, this is where to post it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8334774.stm(I don't think his name helps.) |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 12:09:33 AM » |
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Hee... "Following his sacking, Prof. Nutt told the BBC"...
And that's about where I stopped reading because I was laughing too hard. They sacked Nutt.
Nutt got sacked. Nuttsack.
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 12:37:15 AM » |
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HA HA HA WE ARE SO WITTY.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 01:08:25 AM » |
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No we are not. Well, I am, but not for that. That was a dick joke.
Ergo, not wit unless very unexpected.
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 01:28:09 AM » |
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That was the royal "we", of course.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 01:03:17 AM » |
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You are not my king, sir. Jesus in my king. Jesus and Burger King.
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 02:24:57 AM » |
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That "Wake up with the King" commercial was creepy, man.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 05:33:47 PM » |
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My friends tried to put whipped cream in my hands last night when I fell asleep but I had 'em both under the covers. They tickled my face to try to get me to move my hands and I just turned toward my friend, opened my eyes and stared.
It was pretty flippin' hilarious.
Also, this Nutt dude makes sense. Too bad his opinion doesn't matter anymore.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2009, 05:07:18 PM » |
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Drakey
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2009, 06:59:31 PM » |
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Welcome to the Internet, population: shallow.
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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Torg
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2009, 07:37:33 PM » |
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Welcome to the Internet, population: shallow.
While that may be true, it should be noted that the website they were applying to was BeautifulPeople.com. It is only reasonable that they only accept beautiful people. Also: slurp IT, PIEMAN! |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Lich king
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 06:48:33 AM » |
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Oh hey, some 90 year old guy got arrested for doing Nazi things 60 years ago quite recently, if I can find a link to the article I'll post it up.
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Pieman
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 07:07:50 AM » |
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Let me think about this. Less beautiful Brits sign up to a dating website than Hamicans do. This definitely implies that there are less beautiful Brits than Hamicans, and not that they are less desperate than Hamicans.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Torg
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 08:08:36 AM » |
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That is another perfectly reasonable interpretation. I prefer to believe Americans are sexier on average.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 08:39:49 AM » |
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That's because we brush our teeth. Also, The Bacon thread brought to you by Fourty secondth of The Unofficial Forum of Dr. Mcninja. EDIT: Your welcome Torg. |
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Torg
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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2009, 11:07:51 AM » |
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Also, The Bacon thread brought to you by Fourty secondth of The Unofficial Forum of Dr. Mcninja. Why didn't I think of that? |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2009, 11:54:37 AM » |
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I don't know, but us Dr. Mcninjaers got to it first.
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 01:40:18 PM » |
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 02:18:06 PM » |
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Makes me wish I knew my father.
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Pieman
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 02:23:06 PM » |
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I thought it meant Howard. I was greatly disappointed when I read it.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2009, 04:59:20 PM » |
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As was I. Now who will give me extra? Who? Who!?
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Will you?
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Silfedac
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2009, 05:59:24 PM » |
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I assume you guys are talking about some British thing?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2009, 06:00:47 PM » |
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I thought it meant Howard. I was greatly disappointed when I read it.
Goddamn! Now I have the image of him singing an ode to his missing father. |
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