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« on: October 23, 2009, 10:54:18 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 11:09:20 AM »

I read that as "Great bowel shift" and thought that it had something to do with excrement. Then I realised what it said, and thought "ohhhhh..."
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 12:01:07 PM »

So what does this have to do with time travel?
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 12:25:06 PM »

If you traveled back to the 15th century or earlier words were pronounced differently. People around you would be speaking english but you would barely be able to communicate with them.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 12:27:33 PM »

You'd say "That's ace!", and they'd get offended.
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 02:28:26 PM »

Ok I get it.
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 07:53:16 PM »

On the upside, you could speak in a Clouseau accent throughout the entire trip and people wouldn't give you any more strange looks than if you spoke normally.
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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 07:59:00 PM »

Very true. I wonder how they'd react to engrish?
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 08:07:31 PM »

They'd probably give you some alms, then run away.
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 08:49:51 PM »

Or just stab you on the spot.
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2009, 10:12:22 PM »

They might try to have you exorcised.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2009, 11:23:19 PM »

Well, I could use a good workout.
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2009, 11:29:23 PM »

It was ruined the day I learned that Jesus was a pacifist. If I can't have a battleaxe blessed by Jesus, it's not worth it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2009, 11:52:50 AM »

People call me Jesus more than my actual name, so I must be Jesus, and I don't mind "blessing" your "battleaxe".
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2009, 05:36:46 PM »

No, Orangey performs that service much more enthusiastically and with less use of railroad spikes than I imagine you would.
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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2009, 07:26:23 PM »

On the topic of time travel, time has stopped here.
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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2009, 10:09:07 AM »

Well, *puts on nerd costume* time travel has actually been ruined before this, due to the fact that you can't time travel past when a time machine was made, due to the fact that it wouldn't exist( if you try to disprove this by bringing in the terminator movies then you really need to read more Cracked.
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 10:28:48 PM »

do you guys know what would really slurp? one way time travel
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2009, 12:14:46 AM »

I want a time travel watch. Who do you have to do unspeakable stuff to to get one?
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2009, 12:45:12 AM »

David Tennant.
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« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2009, 12:49:42 AM »

*Shrugs* Could be worse.
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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2009, 06:05:01 PM »

I can't think of a lot of ways it could be better...
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2009, 08:03:31 PM »

More than one David Tennant, of course.
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« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2009, 09:39:45 PM »

Dear me!
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« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2009, 10:43:40 PM »

Hmm... And this watch has to be able to take me back to whenever I want it to, not just to the first time machine. Then done.
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« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2009, 05:07:25 PM »

Sorry, no can do. For that, you must do unspeakable things to Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2009, 01:27:58 PM »

... Really? He's not a bad looking guy... But... Gah! Why does this world hate me so?
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2009, 09:15:52 PM »

bahh if i could travel back in time... i would.... have sex with almost every hot chick i see, save as much money as i can for the future me, kill some people,
open my own PMC... have sex with the young virgin mary (just to be able to brag about it o.0)... and kill hitler 5 times
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