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« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2009, 11:57:43 AM » |
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Generally, though I tend to move aside more than the person passing me.
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« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2009, 12:47:40 PM » |
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I duck and weave in crowds. When I was shorter I used to go through people's legs.
I'm always like 'excuse me, pardon me, comin' through, move, lady, thank you, excuse moi...'
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« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2009, 01:01:16 PM » |
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« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2009, 02:04:20 PM » |
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I duck and weave in crowds. When I was shorter I used to go through people's legs.
I'm always like 'excuse me, pardon me, comin' through, move, lady, thank you, excuse moi...'
That's what I do. It has led to me being more agile than someone my size would normally be, especially since there are over a thousand people in my school and they're all going to classes at the same time. I'm a sensitive, new age man, and more than a bit gay. I'm allowed to respect and not objectify, even if I do appreciate boobs every once in a titty.
I mean while. Slip of the penis. TONGUE! It was a Freudian assgrope.
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2009, 02:18:39 PM » |
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Always brings back the conversation to Freud. I mean, uh, penis. Yea.
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« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2009, 07:30:52 PM » |
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That's what I do. It has led to me being more agile than someone my size would normally be, especially since there are over a thousand people in my school and they're all going to classes at the same time.
I know what you mean; I'm agile for my height as well. Actually, I'm just pretty agile anyway. |
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« Reply #66 on: October 27, 2009, 12:04:30 PM » |
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That's what I do. It has led to me being more agile than someone my size would normally be, especially since there are over a thousand people in my school and they're all going to classes at the same time.
There's nothing more exciting than acting like a ninja when you're in school. |
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« Reply #67 on: October 27, 2009, 02:03:13 PM » |
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Without a backpack, I can weave through crowds like nobody's business.
In school, I generally didn't use a locker (large school, not enough time between classes), so I carried all of my books in my bag. I don't think I ever knocked anyone unconcsious while trying to weave through crowds and flailing my backpack around, but I know I've bag-checked more than a few people.
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« Reply #68 on: October 27, 2009, 02:17:09 PM » |
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Same here.
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« Reply #69 on: October 27, 2009, 07:41:31 PM » |
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I've thrown mine at people.
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« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2009, 07:55:38 PM » |
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I've thrown people at mine.
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« Reply #71 on: October 27, 2009, 10:01:33 PM » |
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I throw Popes at mines.
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« Reply #72 on: October 28, 2009, 01:04:27 AM » |
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Yeah, I hate it when that happenis.
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« Reply #73 on: October 28, 2009, 10:27:26 AM » |
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My friend Adrian is a pretty chivalrous guy. He's always holding doors open and lending his umbrella to people for extended periods of time.
I'm not certain how many of those people are people he wants to get into the pants of though.
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« Reply #74 on: October 28, 2009, 12:44:18 PM » |
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All of them. Except for Especially his mom.
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« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2009, 12:51:25 PM » |
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« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2009, 03:18:04 PM » |
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Alright, since we have a general topic in this thread now, I'll comply with Scarf's request and change the name.
Don't worry, folks. What I have at the top of this post isn't the official title.
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« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2009, 04:29:59 PM » |
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But what about chivalrous girls? You don't see as much of them.
Not where I live, not in my general experience... you never see a soccer mom holding a door open for an old man/woman or a young child, nor do any of the chicks at my school bother with holding the door.
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« Reply #78 on: October 28, 2009, 04:51:54 PM » |
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That's because women get dirty looks for holding the door for people, likely for the same reason feminists scold guys.
But, despite that, both my sister and my old section leader hold the door at every opportunity, assuming I don't beat them to it.
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« Reply #79 on: October 28, 2009, 05:07:42 PM » |
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That's because women get dirty looks for holding the door for people
I've never even heard of that happening. The first part. Perhaps if we just kept door stops on hand we wouldn't have this problem. |
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« Reply #80 on: October 28, 2009, 10:13:43 PM » |
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Girls at my school hold doors open all the time.
That's because some of the doors at our school have had the handles removed and can't be opened from the outside. The only upside to this is that people are being nicer to eachother as far as holding doors open.
Then there's the jerks who DON'T hold the door open and they're just jerks.
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« Reply #81 on: October 29, 2009, 01:05:39 AM » |
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Sometimes when I exit the building to head out to the tennis courts I like the kick the door open with my foot and then go through, and every frigging time I do, everyone standing nearby makes an exclamation of supplies and glares. Really? You knew I was gonna do it the moment I pulled my foot back. And yet no one will actually say anything to me, because they're afraid of the candy-ass people in charge of discipline.
Frigging people at my school. HATE THEM.
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« Reply #82 on: October 30, 2009, 10:13:39 PM » |
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I hold the door for people if they're close enough behind me, and my friends (yes, even the girls) typically do the same.
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« Reply #83 on: October 30, 2009, 10:30:11 PM » |
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When I went to the event at the outdoor museum and went around to all the old period houses for candy handouts I didn't have a bag and felt awful next to all the little kids. I said 'Trick or Treat' really sweetly though.
How old do you have to be before it's impolite to trick or treat, no matter how good your costume?
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« Reply #84 on: October 30, 2009, 10:38:13 PM » |
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Never. I plan to continue trick-or-treating until I'm too decrepit to go door-to-door.
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« Reply #85 on: October 31, 2009, 10:57:12 AM » |
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Or you get a job that makes you work saturday nights.
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« Reply #86 on: October 31, 2009, 05:14:14 PM » |
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That won't apply until 2015 though.
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« Reply #87 on: November 01, 2009, 12:41:06 AM » |
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Yeah, the whole "Job" thing will take a while.
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« Reply #88 on: November 01, 2009, 07:32:46 AM » |
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No, I mean the whole 'Halloween on a Saturday night' thing.
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« Reply #89 on: November 01, 2009, 07:33:34 AM » |
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Oh. That too, I guess.
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