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« on: September 30, 2009, 07:01:21 PM »

Simple version of this story is as follows: I will have my drummer Ash's babies.

Somehow.

I dunno, let's hope science makes some magical developments.

Anyway, college will hate me but screw 'em.

International gig dates!

We has 6 gigs in Norway, 1 in Finland and possibly two in Denmark in January of next year.

I would like to take back ever speaking ill of Ash's idea to start a business, he is Bifftastic.

Yeah, so playing gigs in other countries, and somehow I'll only actually miss two days of college as I do so.
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 07:07:59 PM »

Aww, our little metalhead is getting all grown up.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 07:08:47 PM »

I'm getting that response surprisingly frequently.

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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 11:03:25 PM »

That is so cool, I'm so happy for you!  Grin Great luck dude!
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 11:36:45 PM »

If he becomes rich and famous, he had tanj well better promote my webcomic. And Biff.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 02:37:47 AM »

And me.
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 12:52:56 PM »

Nice one! Better gief us some pics, or better yet vids from the gigs Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 03:33:34 PM »

Cool. Cheers!
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If he becomes rich and famous, he had tanj well better promote my webcomic. And Biff.
Hey, I just started reading that!
And your comic, too.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 05:06:14 PM »

If he becomes rich and famous, he had tanj well better promote my webcomic. And Biff.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 06:54:52 PM »

There ain't no justice, I tellz ya...
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 01:04:38 AM »

SQUEE!!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 03:34:44 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 01:46:33 PM »

Yay! Another comment!!
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2009, 03:47:05 PM »

*GASP* Is SleepingOrange back, he asked hopefully?

Also, kudos on the gigs. You get daps.
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 02:03:36 PM »

Daps?

Also, minor Necro but we did an interview thingymabob, I'll upload if I can find it maybe, I dunno.
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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 03:06:06 PM »

Fist bump.
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 04:43:49 PM »

Twice, 'cause we're white.
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2009, 04:50:05 PM »

*twitch*
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2009, 05:09:31 PM »

@Poltaap: We were planning to, we originally were planning on having two in Northern Sweden inbetween the gigs in Norway and Finland but it meant going miles out of the way and we honestly couldn't afford getting there.

It's a shame considering we have a Swedish singer.

Zomg!

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I: How are things going with your new band?

Ash: They're going well, though we've a lot to sort out for the first gigs.

Pelle: We are getting things done a lot quicker than any of us expected in terms of gigs and getting the stuff done.

I: Who does what?

Pelle: Bad question to ask right now.

Manson: I do guitar, Pelle Sings, Jess does bass and Ash drums, we're looking for one or two new members.

I: Who writes the songs?

Ash: The Majority of the music is done by Manson and Jess, lyrics mainly Jess, myself and Pelle but we all do our bit.

I: How many songs do you have completed right now?

Manson: Completed? Around 20, 4 of which are on the demo , but we are throwing a lot of stuff away before it's done.....

I: What genre would you call your music considering some of the things you've said recently about Black Metal?

Ash: This was never going to be Black Metal.

Jess: We wanted something as not Black Metal as possible, this band is more Avant Garde, more experimental since only three of us have any real connection to Black Metal and those 3 aren't exactly happy with it.

I: What caused that?

Manson: Black Metal is full of idiots, 90% of them are lazy, closed minded, borderline alcoholic losers who go on about how different they are while surrounded by people exactly like them, their reaction to this new band proof enough. If this is Black Metal now then I'm not going to be part of that, my music is something different, something not so retarded.

Ash: Even if we don't agree with what the NSBM or UnBlack scenes believe it's better than not thinking about why you believe what you do, these people are morons. It's pathetic that they think the people who actually try new stuff and make music that isn't just a poor quality Darkthrone or Mayhem ripoff are beneath them, but these are the people who tend to be better musicians and more creative, the fact they try new stuff is proof of that.

Manson: The sad thing is me and Ash have been playing Black Metal before most of the people who have a problem, these people are either piss poor musicians or people who don't even play and they feel like they have a right to tell us what Black Metal is.

I: What gigs do you have lined up?

Jess: A few in York and then the ones in Norway, Finland and one in Hamburg in the new year.

Pelle: We aren't certain how often we'll play live, it's a lot of problems since we need to get at least one live member, possibly more.

I:You recently lost your Keyboardist/guitarist?

Jess: Yeah, he just doesn't have time to put  into it.

I: Are you replacing him?

Manson: We've got one or two people in mind, nothing is certain.

Ash: The main person in mind is a guitarist and Pelle and Manson will do any studio Keyboard or Piano and we'll just get a live keyboardist.

I: Who is that person?

Jess: We're not saying.

Pelle: We want to see everyone's faces and it won't have the same affect if you know before.

I: What bands and musicians influence you in this band?

Jess: That depends.

I: On?

Ash: Which of us you ask. There are some we all like, Ulver for instance but you'd have to ask the others.

Pelle: Virus, Zweizz, Borknagar.

Manson: Fleurety, Peccatum, Arcturus that sort of thing.

Jess: Peccatum and Star of Ash...

I: They're all very experimental and Avant Garde.

Manson: That's very true.

I: Can we expect more music from you in the near future?

Pelle: That depends, we all have other stuff we do.

Manson: After we've done the gigs abroad I want to spend some time on my other bands as does everyone I think.

I: Anything else you want to say?

Pelle: Nothing at all.

Manson: I'm shocked you got this much out of him.
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2009, 12:13:24 PM »

that.......was alot of type.
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2009, 02:52:32 PM »

Who's the band's frontman?
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2009, 03:22:32 PM »

Who sounds Swedish?

Pelle.
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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2009, 08:26:18 PM »

Haha!
That's rad. Best of luck, Manson's band-type-people!
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 02:44:04 PM »

Who was doing the interview?
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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 03:14:21 PM »

Some stuff.

Zomg!

More stuff
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Lots more stuff.
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« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »

Ah. I had assumed that the "Zomg" was an expression of delight, rather than a name/title.
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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2009, 05:19:57 AM »

Who was doing the interview?

Some guy, he has a tiny, tiny (Not really that tiny.) magazine thing.

Sad though it is, it's the best way to find out what's going on without actually having to see the people you loathe.
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« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2009, 01:14:26 AM »

it's the best way to find out what's going on without actually having to see the people you loathe.
That sounds like the internet.  Undecided
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2009, 10:01:13 PM »

Yeah. I hate everyone, so you can just imagine how convenient the internet makes things.

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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2009, 10:59:19 PM »

And then there are the rebels like me who insist on meeting people from the internet in real life.
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