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« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2009, 07:32:18 PM »

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But yeah, I use a genie wish to transform into Spiderman and do some fancy acrobatics to get both Kentan and Spriters out of harm's way. Without them to provide a counterweight the bridge gives way and Prime and Bob begin bouncing up and down on a large trampoline I had been using earlier(yes, yes, physics no worky, wah wah). However, Rhino is coming this way and my health bar is almost empty! Are there any cheat codes you can give me that will help?
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« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2009, 07:41:44 PM »

Shy doesn't need cheat codes. He steps in and helps Spidey. The two of them working together easily confuse dim-witted Rhino, and he ends up falling into the ravine without putting so much as a scratch on the other two.

However, his current trajectory is headed straight towards Bobtimus. Can you do something about these out of control dead-weights?
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« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2009, 09:29:54 PM »

No, because Ziggy couldn't be bothered to grab me while she was rescuing you and Kentan. I'm dead and bitter.
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« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2009, 12:57:42 AM »

This... looks cute and fun! Except I lost track of what was happening sometime around the time I started thinking "IS there a ravine near Meister's house, or is he making things up?" So I don't really know what's going on.

So here's what happens: Otter swoops in, on her back of course, holding a scallop. This scallop, you see, it has the magical powers to FIX EVERYTHING. And everything is fixed!

Unfortunately, the scallop then breaks, having exerted too much of its power figuring out what was going on. (It, too, got distracted by the thought of a Schroedinger's Ravine near Meister's house.) The scallop is about to explode!

Can anyone save Otter before she eats the tasty exploding scallop? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONNN BALLLL ZEEEEE. Er. I mean. Yeah. *cough*

The scallop will explode in three posts, btw, because I said so. This is post number zero--on post number three, boom.
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« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2009, 02:32:14 AM »

I create a new ravine, and jump down it with you and a parachute, leaving the scallop at the top. However, the 'chute won't open! What'll I do doop-dee-do?
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« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2009, 08:43:18 AM »

Lich jumps on the back of a pterodactyl and flies towards Pieman and Otter and manages to catch them, unfortunatly my, Pieman's, and Otter's weight is too much for the poor pteradactyl and it starts to fall.
Some help perhaps?
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« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2009, 12:23:37 PM »

The Pterodactyl scratched open the parachute bag, Giving enough drag for the lot of us.

Or it least it would do if that damn birdosaur hadn't scratched all the way through to the parachute.

What can be done?
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« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2009, 05:50:29 PM »

Thinking quickly Lich takes out his trusty glue he bought from that tv guy with the loud voice what was his name? *snaps fingers* Thats right! Billy Mais! Remembering he begins to apply the glue but OH SHIT! His fingers are broken and Otter's fucking scallop is exploding! HALP!
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« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2009, 08:24:54 PM »

ShyMiester plays the Song of Time, reverting everything back to the beginning, putting everyone out of harm.

...Except:

One day while Lich was on his way to school he was confronted by a giant fire breathing Yoshi intent upon taking Lich's soul back to Odin.
Can you get Lich out of trouble?
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« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2009, 09:12:51 PM »

Gordito comes and reins in Yoshi but King Radical is hot on Gordito's trail! We're all in danger! What can be done?!
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« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2009, 02:50:20 AM »

Blizzardbeard freezes him, but falls down a random chasm.
What'll be done?
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« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2009, 09:31:21 AM »

A rock titan closes the chasm leaving tunnel in it through which Blizzard Beard can get out. But unfortunatley BB has no light to see by.....and there are things down their with him in the dark, things that look like Mophtran.
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« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2009, 12:25:57 PM »

Why would we want to "save" Blizzardbeard? "Saving" him would, in this case, be much worse than leaving him in the tunnel.
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« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2009, 09:45:24 AM »

How so?
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« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 03:59:42 PM »

But he is the only true way of defeating king radical, who incidentally is standing right behind you.
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« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2009, 10:03:51 AM »

King Radical, being the radical guy he is, rescued his enemy, only to curb stomp him a few hours later. Unfortunately, now Dr.McNinja, inspecting the bloodstains, is right in the path of King Radical's motorcycle-riding hooligans! WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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